Why does that a**hole hate me?

[iBlah]

Soriku said:
I almost went a week without pooping. Or was it a week? O_o

I remember when I first addicted to Diablo II, I spent all the time in front of the computer and didn't poop for about 2 weeks, when I finally did it, it was very...........painful, I had to get some medicines afterwards because something was bricked during it