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rocketpig said:
zexen_lowe said:
Damn, I forgot to add I Am Legend to my list, man, that movie sucked

Other than completely and utterly missing the point of the book, I thought the movie was alright.

Seriously, I don't know why they changed what the phrase "I Am Legend" was about... the original idea was SO MUCH cooler.

As a stand-alone movie, it's not terrible but what they did to the original theme of the book is downright criminal.

What I can't get over is why they even used the book's title, since there wasn't a single thing in common between the two pas what you can read on the book's back cover. 

And yes, I know the answer "because of marketing", but that doesn't make it ok!

And your right on Troll 2. Hilariously wonderful. "No More Popcorn!"

As for utterly bad films that can't even redeem themselves...

In the Name of the King - While earlier Ule Boll films had promise, he's gained just enough competency behind a camera to remove distractions from how shameless a director he is. House of the Dead and Alone in the dark we could laugh at. This one just dragged.

A Sound of Thunder - So close to crossing the hilarity line, with a premise so ludicrous it makes us feel better about our 7th grade science fiction novel projects. But in the end it's just a stinker.

Cube 2: Hypercube. The Hypercube aspect was as ridiculous as it was poorly executed. And the film threw away the cool atmosphere, interesting math puzzles and any sense of consistency that fear or dread could hang on to. About the only aspect of the original that the film maintained was the poor acting, which wasn't exactly why people liked the first.

Twilight: New Moon - oh sure, Time will probably dull my hatred of this film and history will judge it as merely an over dramatic yawner. But seriously. I timed it. There wasn't a single exciting thing that occurred until just over an hour in to it. That's an hour straight of pained looks and melodrama. It really is hard to take.

Loose Change - This full of shit documentary is an insult to everyone who lost someone that day and affront to everyone else's intelligence. One day, job interviews will screen this film to avoid hiring anyone dumb enough to believe it.

 



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Pushed and Jumper are movies that aren't necessarily bad but I felt they could have done more with their respective premises.

In recent memory, I remember seeing Run Fatboy Run and disliking it quite a bit.

I dislike Freedomland, The Unborn(Ending pissed me off), Friday the 13th (2009) (Spat of all over a once great legacy, Then again Jesus X and other films did it too but having the Friday the 13th name tied to it made it worse for me), and The Day The Earth Stood Still.



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TruckOSaurus said:
Battlefield: Earth, it's just sooooooooooooo bad.

I agree.  This is the worst movie that I've ever seen.

The Neverending Story Part 3 is also unwatchable.

A movie that's so bad that it's good that can get you in the holiday spirit is Santa Claus Conquers The Martians.



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highwaystar101 said:
Terminator 3. My word, after the first two were so super brilliantly kick ass amazing, why oh why did they make third one so bad?

As for the fourth one, I thought it was pretty good. Even though it was essentially 15 minutes of story and 1 1/2 hours of explosions.

Gonna rent this then



SciFiBoy said:
Black Hawk Down - irritating drivel
Pirates of the Caribean - make the bad acting stop someone, please!

I generally agree with you, but Depp really seems to enjoy the role and I liked the fight scene in the end of the 2nd one.

I never saw the third one though.

And now Im trying to think of movies I hated but I got blank.

It will come to me.



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I'm surprised no one mentioned 10000 BC... that's one terrible movie that doesn't make sense to me and I usually have a pretty low standard on what makes sense in a movie.



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axumblade said:
Just My Luck, Firewall and Mission Impossible 3 are the only movies I've ever walked out of due to hating it. I also walked out of Idlewild but that was because Andre 3000 repeated the same fucking speech 5 times in the movie so we just left.

How on Earth could you hate M:I3? Of all the M:I movies, it was the only one that actually tried to be like the original series. The original movie was decent (mmm, Emmanuelle Beart) but the second movie was absolutely fucking terrible. JJ Abrams was the only guy who actually showed a little respect for the series and went back to its roots a bit, if you will.




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saicho said:
I'm surprised no one mentioned 10000 BC... that's one terrible movie that doesn't make sense to me and I usually have a pretty low standard on what makes sense in a movie.

That falls under my "anything ever directed by Roland Emmerich or Michael Bay" umbrella.




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In the Name of the King was hilarious! Me and a couple of buddies were dying of laughter throughout the whole thing. Comedic gold.



Well, I forgot to mention Shark Attack 3 and Im surprised to one even taked about it.

These are two scenes that shows how that movie sucks but at the same time is funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8 (cannot embed)