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iLLmaticV3 said:
Euphoria14 said:
papflesje said:
Euphoria14 said:
I will play this game, but when I saw that video of Bayonetta fighting some clone of herself or whatever and then doing their best Ginyu Squad impressions I had trouble watching it.

Is Bayonetta supposed to be some badass heroine or a posing runway model?

A witch in fact ;)

On the next "So you think you can dance"

  

That video singlehandedly, just completely turned me off from buying the game. Wow I actually facepalmed....

lol same here, i don't really know what the developers want to do with her?

make her Polite Lady-like , or make her a Pornstar, make her a stripper or make her sexy retarded.

shes a mess. and to make it worse she freaking look like sarah palin.

whats next hillary clinton?



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kowenicki said:
Khuutra said:
kowenicki said:

lol.

Well i do prefer a review to a commentary.  There is a subtle difference.

Do elaborate - if you could, compare http://www.vgchartz.com/games/gamereviewdisp.php?id=868 with what you would call a "review"

I prefer Edge reviews to any other... I do not have to justify this to you or anyone... Just like I prefer Muse or the Stone Roses to Taylor Swift (or whatever the vacuous lanky blonde birds name is). its about personal taste and choice. 

....the Hell, man? I'm just asking for an explanation, not a justification. I'm legitimately curious about what you consider the difference between a "review" and a "commentary", especially since it would seem that the reviews on this site qualify as the latter. There is no need to be defensive; I'm just asking for you to explain what you mean.



PullusPardus said:
iLLmaticV3 said:

That video singlehandedly, just completely turned me off from buying the game. Wow I actually facepalmed....

lol same here, i don't really know what the developers want to do with her?

make her Polite Lady-like , or make her a Pornstar, make her a stripper or make her sexy retarded.

shes a mess. and to make it worse she freaking look like sarah palin.

whats next hillary clinton?

This seems the most shallow possible reason not to buy a game. It's like not buying God Hand because it's goofy.



I thought everybody liked edge??.... so wat reviewer has give Bayonetta a 10 to be exceptable?



Khuutra said:
PullusPardus said:
iLLmaticV3 said:

That video singlehandedly, just completely turned me off from buying the game. Wow I actually facepalmed....

lol same here, i don't really know what the developers want to do with her?

make her Polite Lady-like , or make her a Pornstar, make her a stripper or make her sexy retarded.

shes a mess. and to make it worse she freaking look like sarah palin.

whats next hillary clinton?

This seems the most shallow possible reason not to buy a game. It's like not buying God Hand because it's goofy.

nah, its not going to stop me from buying the game, i tried the demo and i liked it.

its always about gameplay , i personally don't like Ninja Gaiden's character (all of them) but i love the series for its gameplay.

im saying her character is a mess. the devs don't know how and where to put her.



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Take it as you will, but I just couldn't bare watching that. Stuff like that is a huge turn off for me.

I had also been anticipating this game since the first teaser trailer in 2008. The gameplay is awesome, but what worries me is the story and her persona in the game. I just don't know what to expect anymore.



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PullusPardus said:

im perhaps the only one that find her a bit.... ugly. ?

edit: no not Seraphic's way of ugly.

Quite surprising, given your taste (terra in Amano Art-Style) i'd figure you to like the more mature and strange art-style? oh well.

oh... and @bolded- pardon? >_>



iLLmaticV3 said:
Take it as you will, but I just couldn't bare watching that. Stuff like that is a huge turn off for me.

I had also been anticipating this game since the first teaser trailer in 2008. The gameplay is awesome, but what worries me is the story and her persona in the game. I just don't know what to expect anymore.

Expect it to be goofy! This is Clover! Goofy is the order of the day with these people in action games!



iLLmaticV3 said:
Take it as you will, but I just couldn't bare watching that. Stuff like that is a huge turn off for me.

I had also been anticipating this game since the first teaser trailer in 2008. The gameplay is awesome, but what worries me is the story and her persona in the game. I just don't know what to expect anymore.

there, thats what i tried saying

i wish female game character are like Nariko, shes a breath of fresh air for action games, she got a personality. not a "okay boys time to kickass and taking names!.... while shaking my booty!"



alfredofroylan said:
Dante has become a sissy these days

"IN the midway of this our mortal life,
I found me in a gloomy wood, astray
Gone from the path direct: and e'en to tell
It were no easy task, how savage wild
That forest, how robust and rough its growth,
Which to remember only, my dismay
Renews, in bitterness not far from death.
Yet to discourse of what there good befell,
All else will I relate discover'd there.
How first I enter'd it I scarce can say,
Such sleepy dullness in that instant weigh'd
My senses down, when the true path I left,
But when a mountain's foot I reach'd, where clos'd
The valley, that had pierc'd my heart with dread,
I look'd aloft, and saw his shoulders broad
Already vested with that planet's beam,
Who leads all wanderers safe through every way."

Yeah. Dante used to be all tough an' shit.