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Xoj on 29 November 2009
Carl2291 said:
Random guy - "Dear PlayStation, god hates me."

Kev - "Hey, instead of hating on God's in the real world... Why dont you buy God of War 3 and take out that anger the old fashioned way"

Random - "Yeah good idea what you got in mind!?"

Kev (Now dressed like Kratos) - "Oh, how about this"

*GoW3 awesome montage*

*Goes back to Random guy stuned at awesome ness, and Kevin doing some random stunts around the room looking funny*

catholics would demand sony.

because kratos killed jesus or something.. not a bright idea.



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The_God_of_War on 29 November 2009

With a stick. Not a goat.



  

Carl on 29 November 2009

Wouldn't be the first time Sony pissed off a religion.

Im sure they dont mind doing it again, especially if its GREEK gods who Kratos is killing.



                            

Smashed on 29 November 2009
darthdevidem01 said:
will Kevin Butler STILL do PS3 ads after the holidays?

Do you know how much more appealing PS3 ad's are now? Everyone that I've showed thought they were hilarious and said "If I didn't have a PS3 already, i'd buy one just after that ad *LOL*"

Why would Sony get rid of someone raking them in a lot of attention and sales? Everyone seems to LOVE these PS3 ad's, and Kevin Butler fits the position.

They won't get rid of him any time soon.



binary solo on 29 November 2009

Reprise the MLB09: the Show high and inside fast ball ads. With Kevin Butler saying Kratos can't defeat ...someone.

Kratos: "How many Spartan killing machines do you know who can't kill...?"

KB "Other than you?" ...[Silent pause as KB tries to search his memory]...[Ends]



“The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.” - Bertrand Russell

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."

Jimi Hendrix

 

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ShadowSoldier on 29 November 2009
Smashed said:
darthdevidem01 said:
will Kevin Butler STILL do PS3 ads after the holidays?

Do you know how much more appealing PS3 ad's are now? Everyone that I've showed thought they were hilarious and said "If I didn't have a PS3 already, i'd buy one just after that ad *LOL*"

Why would Sony get rid of someone raking them in a lot of attention and sales? Everyone seems to LOVE these PS3 ad's, and Kevin Butler fits the position.

They won't get rid of him any time soon.

Yeah gotta agree. Kevin Butler has been the strongest aspect of these ads. And honestly Id rather have 5 more years of Butler than....crying baby



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Aj_habfan on 29 November 2009
Kantor said:
How about this:

Dear Playstation, God of War III is REALLY violent! A little too violent?
KB: What? Are you kidding me? This is about as violent as *insert snazzy reference*
*Kratos pulling off Helios' head (not complete, of course*
KB: Alright, so it's a LITTLE violent.
*more violence*
KB: ...

Also needs work.

The best of this thread, I like it.