Setzer.
While the whole world is going to hell, an evil empire is wiping out entire kingdoms, and everybody is living in fear or joining a secret resistance, this guy is trying to kidnap an opera star and force her to marry him.
Best priorities ever. And the whole fate of the entire world, and story, and everything, relies on him, his airship, and his coin toss.
Runners-up: basically everybody else. I love them all.













