My best friend just called me.. They just got a new kitten and it diarrheaed all over a brand new sofa they just got like a week ago! The sofa is ruined and after the cat went to the bathroom on the sofa, the dog jumped on the couch and started licking it and now the dog is throwing up all over the house!!

They want me to go over and help, but I'd probably throw up too! Any advice!? What should I do or say!?

Poop.

now I wanna throw up, thanks

Be a man and clean it up. You'll have to do it with kids one day anyway so why not start now.

Oh gggeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllll

Yeah, but how is he supposed to explain a brand new couch being ruined by cat diarrhea? How is he going to get the stain or smell out and what about the dog? What if the dog was poisoned?

Kill the cat.
Eat the dog.
And lick the couch.

You couldn't pay me to lick that couch. lol I feel bad, cause when his parents get home, the shit is going to hit the fan!

Wrong order, the diarrhea on the couch would rot by then.

Diarrhea can go rotten? :X