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Ps3 said:
Boutros said:
Be a man and clean it up. You'll have to do it with kids one day anyway so why not start now.

Yeah, but how is he supposed to explain a brand new couch being ruined by cat diarrhea? How is he going to get the stain or smell out and what about the dog? What if the dog was poisoned?

Kill the cat.
Eat the dog.
And lick the couch.