It all makes sense now.

Why did it take so long for me to make the connection, and why am I the only one with the courage to speak up? I love America, and Nintendo forcing change on us with this new control was just the beginning. They put it in the guise of "progressiveness" so far, but now it couldn't be more blatant than if they put Reggie Fils-Amie's face on a Che t-shirt.

I can't believe it, but the HD fanboys were right. The greater cost of the games was just the will of the free market, and now Nintendo, which ironically means "Leave luck to Heaven" for a company that's godless and hates freedom, wants to take that market down.

Sean Maelstrom thinks this is good business, but he's just had the wool pulled over his eyes with the promise of a "new" breed of gamers. How about a collective of gamers? That's what New Super Mario Bros Wii is truly indoctrinating us for.

Soon we'll all fall under their control.

Now some of you might be going "But Mr. The Night Knight, Nintendo is a Japenese company, and they're capitalist!" That's what I would think too if Nintendo hadn't shown signs of it before. The Virtual Boy, all red, and it forced us to see things a certain way, the way of anti-Americanism.

Of course they failed back then. You can't brainwash people if they are getting headaches. But then this "accessable" control setup comes in. Note the word "control". And it's not access in terms of us getting access to the games, but America's enemies getting access to us.

I WAS SO BLIND!!!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just love gaming so much, that the thought of us falling to this evil... it's just to horrible to contemplate.

Alright your blatent attempt to start a flame war is likely going to work. lol Nintendo trying to control or brainwash us. You sound like the same nutjobs who think 9/11 was carried out by President Bush or that H1N1 vaccinations are really a conspiracy to make us all sick and cull the populations!

Conspiracy theories are good because they make us think. But ones as radiculous and this aren't appropriate!

Shut up, you're not funny.

/Thread.

LMAO nice parody :P

Ignore the lesser forum dwellers..

MARIO BROTHERS ARE WATCHING YOU

lol @ serious posters

Yay! Japan is taking over America through video games and I couldn't be happier!

This is what their "games for everyone" policy mean. No one is safe!

This is propaganda, Nintendo is me and we will be one fist, one hand, one heart and no you sir are a commie.

It's obvious from your red Alien sig it's clearly a link to the space race in the 1950's.

Wrong threat. This is one we've been fighting since we split Berlin.