What the hell does it sound like if you're speaking to a drunk scottish person??? o_o;

scottish is hard

have you ever read any of my.. drunk.. posts?

kinda like that, mashed together with the OP.

we say "eh" a lot when drunk.

also, i shallresume this thread in all its glory when im a little less busy with uni stuff. ah pyoor hate exams :(

There are two sentences I can speak with a scottish accent-

"Get dune and rreea-sol" (Get down and wrestle)

"Helloo, it's Charles Muir hee-err' I'm not sure if yourr the right pehr-son to talk to" (That's quite a simple one)

Wow, i should've read this thread before Trainspotting. The movie was not that bad but the book!, man i had to read twice O.o, well at the end i felt i got a masters in scotish :)

Btw, rolling the Rs, should be easy as my first language is spanish ;)

Well if we are looking for scottish jokes.

Then i think the biggest joke in scotland has to be paisley, full of scummy st.midden fans, what a shit hole

so to go along with the theme

what do people from paisley constitute as safe sex ... a bus shelter

what's the most confusing day in paisley . . . fathers day

how do u know a girl from paisley has a orgasm . . . she drops her fish supper