Well if we are looking for scottish jokes.
Then i think the biggest joke in scotland has to be paisley, full of scummy st.midden fans, what a shit hole
so to go along with the theme
what do people from paisley constitute as safe sex ... a bus shelter
what's the most confusing day in paisley . . . fathers day
how do u know a girl from paisley has a orgasm . . . she drops her fish supper