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Well if we are looking for scottish jokes.

Then i think the biggest joke in scotland has to be paisley, full of scummy st.midden fans, what a shit hole

so to go along with the theme

what do people from paisley constitute as safe sex ... a bus shelter

what's the most confusing day in paisley . . . fathers day

how do u know a girl from paisley has a orgasm . . . she drops her fish supper