"You're a jerk....I know
You're a jerk....I know
You're a jerk....I know
You're a jerk....I know
You're a jerk....I know
You're a jerk....I know
...
Just like a new iPod, just touch to turn it on"

- New Boyz "You're a Jerk"

"My lip gloss is poppin, my lip gloss is cool..." - Lip Gloss

But nothing comes close to this piece of musical genius:

But there is so much more i can think of...

I wanna make up right now na na,
I wanna make up right now na na,
wish we never broke up right now na na,
we need to link up right now na na,
I wanna make up right now na na,
I wanna make up right now na na,
wish we never broke up right now na na,
we need to link up right now na na,

I cannot figure out what the hell that "na na" at the end of every line is supposed to mean.

And then, of course, we have the master songwriting of the Black Eyed Peas.

Shut up, just shut up, shut up
Shut up, just shut up, shut up
Shut up, just shut up, shut up
Shut it up, just shut up, shut up

Shut up, just shut up, shut up
Shut up, just shut up, shut up
Shut up, just shut up, shut up
Shut it up, just shut up, shut up

LFO Summer Girls. What. The. Hell.

CHORUS 1:

New Kids on the Block had a Bunch of Hits
Chinese Food Makes Me Sick
And i think its fly when girls stop by for the summer
I Like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if i had one wish
But she's been gone since that Summer ... since that Summer



Hip Hop Momma Layed Spic & Span
Met you one summer & it all began
You're the best girl did i ever did see
The Great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you Buzz like a Hornet
Billy Shakespeare Wrote a bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle Coz i cant speak baby
Somethin' in your eyes really drove me crazy
Now i cant forget you and it makes me mad
Left one day and Never Came Back
Stayed all Summer then went back Home
McCullay Culkin was in Home-Alone
Fell Deep In Love, but now we Aint Speakin
Micheal J Fox Was Alex P. Keaton
When i met you i said my name Was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch


Chorus 2

New Kids on the Block had a Bunch of Hits
Chinese Food Makes Me Sick
And i think its fly when girls stop by for the summer for the summer
I Like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if i had one wish
But she's been gone since that Summer ... since that summer



Cherry Pez Coke Crush Rock Stud Boogie
Used to hate school, so i had to play hookie
Always been hip to the B Boy Style
Known to act wild and make a girl smile
Love new edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
Come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink Lemonade and speak real slow
You love Hip Hop and Rock & Roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years Old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I Feel much better baby when youre near
You love Fun Dip and Cherry Coke
I like the way you laugh when i tell a joke
When i met you i said my name was Rich
You looked like a girl from Abercrobie and Fitch



*Chorus*
In The summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a Hip Hop Song
Summer time girls are the kind i like
I Steal your hunny like i stole your Bike
Boogaloo Shrimp and Pogo Sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr Limpit
Think about that summer and i bug coz i miss it
I like the Color Purple, Macaroni and Cheese
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of Trees
I call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon but i hate Foot Loose
I Came in the Door I Said It Before
I Think Im Over you But im really not sure
When i met you i said my name was Rich
You looked like a girl From Abercrombie and Fitch



Chorus

Summer girls come and Summer girls go
Some are worth While, and some are so so
Summer girls come and Summer girls go
Some are worth While, and some are so so
Summertime girls got it goin' on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind i like
Steal your honey like I stole your bike



Chorus FOR THE FIFTH TIME!

Terrible, just terrible

"steal your honey like i stole your bike".. that doesn't sound very romantic

[...]

Wow
How great my hair
It looks so fabulous
Oh you tried it too
But its not your style

Oh dressing in light blue
Is what I love
So I take my shirt on

And yeah
I walk through the club
Everybodys watching
What a great feeling
They are so jealous

I know they like what they see

They do, They do, They do!

Im an attention whore
And im so proud of it

LOL!