damn, theres a Futurama quote that would be appropriate, I cant find it though, its something the proffessor says when he dates a young woman, someone find it!

I'm a raving fan and I can't remember the specific quote, though I remember the episode completely.

yeah, argh, this is gonna bug me now!

Is it here?

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Futurama

"Some say I'm robbing the cradle, I like to think she's robbing the grave!"

Or something like that.

yes, that's the one

Okay, this settles it, I'm dating my 16 year old friend.

There is something which keeps telling me that he is not 112.

hmm what could that be. Somalia. 112. something just dont fit buy I dont remind what that could be. Certainly it has something to do with Somalia and 112 years.

Just make a quick look in wikipedia.


The oldest person in the world is an US american women she is 114 years old.

OK lets get back to the topic. 112 years old Somalia man.

Men die before women its a genetical thing. The mans lifexpectation lies 5% under a womens lifeexpectation. But still it could be possible there are more men which became even older than 114 in the past.

Lifeexpectation lets look how the Lifeexpectation is in Somalia:

Women: 49.25 years
Men: 47.43 years.

Aha but why is the Lifeexpectation as low as some centurys ago. But why. Maybe because its one of the poorest countries in the World. Or Maybe because they have so oldschool diseases like Polio.

But they have for sure, good ID Cards everywhere. The people are catalogized registred like in western World I am for sure this man saved his Birht certifikate when there was a decade long civil war going on. Oh and I am sure that this man got a Birth Certificate 112 years ago in the african bush.

Infact he is never 112 years old he is not far away from beeing the oldest person on this planet. Somalia is so extremly poor the people die because of the simplest diseases. They kill each other since the last decades all the time. And the population is dying because they dont have food. But this guy is certainly not 112 years old and the only proof for it is that he SAYS he is 112 years old . I am sure that they dont registrate the People which are born today let alone 100 years ago. This guy lies I bet he didnt even now the first years of his life which year we are living in they dont have calendars an stuff. Especially not 100 or 90 or 80 or 70 or 60 or 50 years ago. I bet that they dont even knew about the way how we count our time 100 years ago in every Somalian Village. The probably didnt counted the years there. If he really is that old how can he know how old he actually is ? Somalia is so extremly dangerous a man wich is 80 (what he probably could be) is a wonder there. And everyone else around him died even the children which where born if he was 45 probably died. 112 years old in Somalia is comparable to 200 years in the first world. He is lying maybe he tricked the people of his village some decades ago or what ever. 112 years in Somalia is not impossible but unlikely. Its as unlikely as someone says here he is 200 years old its almost 2.5times of the average lifeexpectation 47 years*2.5 = 117.5 years and the average lifeexpectation in US/Europe is for a Man about 78-79 years.

And theoreticaly a Human could live 180 years our Body is able to reach that but we die because of our unhealthly lifestyle. Even if you are completly healthy there is no guarantee to life so long but its possible theoretically. this man has not lived so long and he cant prove it. So we wont see him in the Guinessbook of Records. If Gertrude Baines dies.

And if its true its a miraclle. But if you think thats gross you dont know much about Somalia.



If you are a sensitive person dont read further. It could b shocking if you dont know this !


Its common in Somalia that they cut off the virgin girls their Clitoris and other genital parts. And after that procedure. They sometimes even put Shit of Camels and other stuff in the Wound and the Vagina and then they sew it together. So its for sure that the Girl is a Virgin. Thats a part of getting a women an usually a procedure which a girl has to go through with 13. They have different kinds of Cutting away the female genitals sometimes they only cut away one part but often even everything so there is practically a open wound left over. Ofcourse everything happens without narcosis.

And the girls die often because of infections. But thats normal in Somalia. the girls have extrem pain for the rest of their live especially while the intercourse. And that old men get the youngest women is pretty common because every one can buy there a wife with some goats and stuff and older man have more goats then younger.

Thats really gross. I warned you.

This entire post annoyed me.

Ye same here. Im still wondering why i read the whole 797 words