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Galaki on 22 October 2009

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Man Busted for Being Naked at Home

(Oct. 21) A Virginia man was busted for indecent exposure after he was caught in the buff. In his own home. Alone.
Eric Williamson, 29, got up at 5:30 a.m. Monday and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. He was naked, but he was alone in the Springfield house, so he didn't think it mattered.
Wrong.
A woman and a 7-year-old boy were cutting through Williamson's front yard from a nearby path, according to WTTG-TV, Channel 5 in Washington. Through his front window, they saw Williamson having coffee in his birthday suit.
Fairfax County police showed up and arrested him. Williamson said he had no idea anyone could see him, but police said they believed he wanted to be seen by the public, said WTTG, a Fox station.
If convicted, Williamson could face one year in jail and a $2,000 fine. He plans to fight the charge.
"If I stood and seemed comfortable in my kitchen, it's natural. It's my kitchen," he told the station.
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Kasz216 on 22 October 2009

I'd counter charge the woman for tresspassing.



iBlah on 22 October 2009

police said they believed he wanted to be seen by the public

at 5am in his own kitchen??

did the woman call the police??? poor dude.



 

The Ghost of RubangB on 22 October 2009

Can't we just carve Virginia out and launch it into space? I'd die before I ever lived anywhere that wouldn't let me chill naked all over my house all day long every day.



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Kasz216 on 22 October 2009

To be fair... he could of like... closed the blinds to his windows or something.

But i mean someone cutting across his lawn reporting him for being naked in his own house. That's BS.

It would be like if i toilet papered your house, noticed your trash wasn't in cans so i reported you to the local council.



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The Ghost of RubangB on 22 October 2009

Yeah, and who sneaks through other people's lawns at 5:30 am? I can understand taking a shortcut in the middle of the day, but "taking a shortcut right by a stranger's window at the asscrack of dawn" sounds to me like they were gonna break in until they saw our naked hero proudly defending his property.



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vlad321 on 22 October 2009

This is hilarious... It's 5AM here and I was just getting some coffee in the kitchen and while I'm not naked I most assuredly could be considered as such by the average American populance. By the Europeans I'm dressed for effing winter.

Also I'd counter charge her with unlawful trespassing to get my money back and then some.



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konstantin_usagi on 22 October 2009

OK, this is beyond crazy!!



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fmc83 on 22 October 2009

The strangest thing is, that the police really went there!
Our neighbour just across the street is nearly always naked on his balcony. We make fun of it, but call the police? If we had kids, I would go and talk to him, but call the police?

I could just imagine what the police here would do, if somebody called and said there's a naked man, in the kitchen, in his very own house. They would probably get some help from the loony bin for the caller.



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FootballFan on 22 October 2009

I also question why 2 people were walking around at 5:30 in the morning and i would also question why they were walking through his front yard looking through his window....