I don't know if this got posted anywhere else here, but it's some massively epic win if you ask me.
Go to http://www.aperturescience.com/ and type LOGIN.
LOGIN: RUBANG B (or YOUR name)
PASSWORD: PORTAL
Type DIR to see what's in the directory. Type what you find.
LOGIN: CJOHNSON
PASSWORD: TIER3
Type DIR to see what's in the directory. Type what you find.
Log in a third and final time, with either name. Type in THECAKEISALIE.
Apparently this page has been up for about 13 months, but I just found it.
Favorite Companies: Nintendo, Blizzard, Valve.
Recent New Favorites: Grasshopper, Atlus. (R.I.P. Clover.)
Heroes/Homies: Shigeru Miyamoto, Gunpei Yokoi, Will Wright, Eric Chahi, Suda51, Brian Eno, David Bowie.
Haiku Group: Haiku Hell.
Nemeses: Snesboy, fkusumot.
GameDaily Article that Interviewed Me: Console Defense Forces.