Oh yeah. The bickering over the PS3 is doomed or not, the back and forth about the 360 vs. PS3 - AND - the overwhelming amount of immaturity is sure to turn on the average woman. She'd run for the door.

My wife saw one thread on here and asked if someone let a class of first graders loose on the forums.

I wonder, shouldn't she be MUCH more worried about 'holster sniffers' and other women you come in contact with through your work, than you possibly chatting with chicks on the internet?

Slimebeast you say things that are pretty gross and could be interpreted as offensive by less humorously-minded people (and could offend several humorously minded people anyway).

d21lewis that shit is hilarious. Also: sad.

Oh, she is.  I guess she is VERY insecure.  She doesn't trust me around anything with a vagina.  I went a little crazy with the "badge bunnies" and "holster sniffers" back when, but now I don't even feel tempted anymore.  It's funny, but at the same time, it's frustrating.  There's nothing I can do to convince her that I'm good, now.

And as an added precaution, I've turned off all notifications on my PS3 and 360.  No more unexpected "pop ups" for me!!

Sorry. Thanks for telling. Sometimes I dont know whats out of the line. Its gone now.

Hey it don't offend me I'm just saying.

Don't want you getting banned over something silly like man-talk

I understood your advice.

What was supposed to be offensive? Slimebeast asking if she was black? Nah, that doesn't offend me. In the past, I'm pretty sure I posted that I date pretty much anybody, as long as they're fun. I figured he was aware, and thus, the question was 100% fine. I just didn't quote that post, so I put the answer separately.

Nah it's not about the race thing, but it's not really important.

d21 tell me is any of that an exaggeration? It reads like something off a sitcom. I can almost hear the laugh track when she brains you with a frying pan

I swear to you, on my soul, it's all true.  The only thing I may have exaggerated about is how long the Peggle sessions last (they do go anywhere from an hour to two hours, but sometimes I manage to get out of it).  Aside from that, I'd put my hand on the bible.  There are things that have happened in my life that are so unbelieveable, I don't even talk about them on VGChartz because everyone would call me a liar.  That's what I miss most about leaving my police job behind.  It's hard going back to an ordinary life when almost everyday, something crazy would happen.