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Maybe you should stop being a jerk to the dog and it'll leave you alone. jk.

I was riding my bike around town and got chased by a boxer and pit bull. The people down the street breed them for fighting. Now THAT is scary -.-



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LOL.



When I was probably 8 years old, a dog was chasing me on my bike and I was so scared, even though there was nothing to worry about at all because I was on a bike and the dog was not even a foot tall.

Another time a dog was chasing me while I was rollerblading so I screamed at it and it stopped. Both happened a long time ago.



When I was in high school, we moved to a new neighborhood. The school bus stop was near some guys yard and I had to walk through it, everyday. He had a dog and that mf'er was vicious. He kept it chained up but that thing would be on its hind legs, trying to take a bite out of my sweet, sweet ass.

There was a cute girl who rode my bus too. I used to dream that she'd someday fall in love with me. I was such square that I was terrified to make eye contact with her. So I'd just walk to the bus stop with my head down and wait for the bus.

So anyway, I walk to the bus one morning. I walk past the dog. I hear a "POP!". I scream ,"HE'S LOOOOOOSE!!!" and I run for my life. I look back. The dog is not loose. He's looking at me like I'm retarded. I look up and the girl is laughing at me, too.

I died, that day.



So a dog walked towards you for a few meters?



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Oh! One time this little chihuahua starting walking around me smelling my feet.

These bitches be trying to get me!



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....wow



 

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Maybe he wasn't attacking you. Maybe he was in love =)



dsister44 said:
Maybe he wasn't attacking you. Maybe he was in love =)

Uhhh.....no.



id kill a dog if it attacked me.



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