"Liquid?!?"- Metal Gear Solid :D

Salazar: "I've sent my right hand to dispose of you.
Leon: Your right hand comes off?" - Resident Evil 4

"I would have laughed, if I could have remembered how." - Max Payne

"I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings." -Max Payne

Jim Bravura: "This is Deputy Chief Jim Bravura from the NYPD. You are to cease your criminal activities and surrender immediately."
Max Payne (surrounded by corpses he killed a minute ago): "Sure thing, Jim. Me and the boys been talking, and everyone's real sorry. They'll never do it again." -Max Payne

"Sir, finishing this fight." - Halo 2, such a terrible ending line it's funny.

Dreamcast, House of the Dead 2--one of the bosses, I'm not sure wich (its been so long since I played it)

"I have waited for this time to come. You have no future. Either i get you or the emperor will. Either way your fate is in our hands."

It is funnier when you hear the voice acting along side, but still its my favorite quote and I always remembered the "you have NO future" part. For that matter, anything in HotD2 is hilarious with the voice acting.

Example: End of the game (same as in DC, not sure if this was the DC version tho) http://youtube.com/watch?v=sniXpWZkMCA

Monster Party

Dead dragon: "Sorry.  I'm dead."

Giant Slug in a bed: "I'm Royce"

Bionic Commando

Enemy soldier: "Get the heck out of here, you nerd!"

Man you have to avoid spikes to talk to: "Don't be hasty. Advance with caution."

Enemy soldier: "Where is the garbage dump?" 
Bearded officer : YOU IMBECILE. How long have you been in the force? It's in AREA 9,
KEEP IN IT MIND.

Shadow Warrior:

Lo Wang: "You are weak as a baby fart, go live in fear. "

Lo Wang: "Hmm, something flooding or dinosaur taking piss."

Lo Wang: "Do you want to wash Wang or do you want to watch Wang wash Wang? "

Lo Wang: "Lo Wang rather kick ass then solve stupid puzzle. "

Lo Wang: "Ho ho! Sticky bomb like-a you!"

The Overmind: Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind; the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me

Terran Marine: It says press any key....but which one's the any key?!
Computer: Access denied.
Terran Marine: I hate computers!

Zelda:Time passes, people move. Like a river's flow it never ends.

Zelda:Heh heh... The look on your face... Priceless!

I always use "SON OF A SUBMARINER!" as an Insult in an online game but the best quote ever don't come from a game


Let my dark light shine to the farthest corners of this forum and let this thread be reborn! Satan! Give this fangirl the power!

Gballzack I think that it was her last words.

It's got to be:

What are you doing Masterchief....

Finishing this fight.....

I remembered a great one:

FF5 - Now wait one cotton-picking minute! That was an awfully quick decision to ditch me!

I miss old FFs.

 Minsc was hilarious. Those were good ones!

GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!!

All from Zelda 1:

Let's play money making game!
It's a secret to everybody.
Grumble grumble.
Dodongo dislikes smoke.
Eastmost peninsula has the key.

From Pro Wrestling:

A winner is you!

Dodonga dislikes smoke. - Old Guy, The Legend of Zelda.