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Monster Party

Dead dragon: "Sorry.  I'm dead."

Giant Slug in a bed: "I'm Royce"

Bionic Commando

Enemy soldier: "Get the heck out of here, you nerd!"

Man you have to avoid spikes to talk to: "Don't be hasty. Advance with caution."

Enemy soldier: "Where is the garbage dump?" 
Bearded officer : YOU IMBECILE. How long have you been in the force? It's in AREA 9,
KEEP IN IT MIND.

Shadow Warrior:

Lo Wang: "You are weak as a baby fart, go live in fear. "

Lo Wang: "Hmm, something flooding or dinosaur taking piss."

Lo Wang: "Do you want to wash Wang or do you want to watch Wang wash Wang? "

Lo Wang: "Lo Wang rather kick ass then solve stupid puzzle. "

Lo Wang: "Ho ho! Sticky bomb like-a you!"