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trashleg on 21 September 2009
Esmoreit said:
dtewi said:
But wouldn't a pineapple hurt?


First of all, damn it people I demand a message whenever a thread like this get's up.

Secondly, the pine-apple thing.. I have seen it happening on live-TV. One of our not so bright VJ's was discussing sensual fruit with other other women... the cherry's, strawberry's, banana's... yeha, she could all see them be placed somewhere during sexual play.

But not the pineapple. That would hurt.

 

In reply to Kamal... first time, take someone experienced. I know you are Egyptian and I know that starting out with a virgin is considered the right thing to do, blah blah... screw that. First time, take a minx, a couple of years older then you are. Then do everything you always wanted to do. I, for instance rented a hotel-room with a 24 y/o Belgian girl when I was 18. She wasn't a model bu she had charisma, she just radiated sensuality and had an awesome body and a sweet smile. We didn't leave the room for a full day. Get that experience in there, then find the love of your life and amaze her.

As others have said, wether sex is overrated or not depends on the person. I've experienced girls who can be considered "dead fish", and I have honestly experienced sex that resulted in nose-bleeds and exctacy on the same time. And it was both awesome.
But if your first time is the best experience you can have it doesn't matter what your sexlife will look like, you know that sex can be the best thing there is. Hell, I still remember the smell of the first time.

Kamal, you don't want this.

everybody, you do not want this. o.0



Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.
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Esmoreit on 21 September 2009

Wat je eigenlijk moet doen is die annanasringen regelen, uit blik. Schaamlippen uit elkaar, ringen erin doen het liefste achter elkaar en dan max fruitsex hebben. Geloof me, de extra druk en fruitsap... geweldig!

Beter dan dubbel gaan met een voorbindje!



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trashleg on 21 September 2009
kirby007 said:
trashleg said:
LOL kirby, GTFO of here

dont go corrupting virgins. its just not the "done" thing.


you are rude it you weren't a girl i would slap ya, which by the way also is a nice difersificantion to the normal stuff

 

gah.. fuck difficult words

lol wtf were you trying to say?



Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.
Esmoreit on 21 September 2009

I'd say he's trying to say "diversification". Or diversion. Anyway, I think he's trying to say that assaulting you is different from all the praise you are getting regulary ;)...

By the way... why wouldnt you want a nosebleed from sex, it's merely a testimony. And it's still better then bleeding from any other possible orifice (I don't want to make this any more worse then it already is)



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kirby007 on 21 September 2009
Esmoreit said:
I'd say he's trying to say "diversification". Or diversion. Anyway, I think he's trying to say that assaulting you is different from all the praise you are getting regulary ;)...

By the way... why wouldnt you want a nosebleed from sex, it's merely a testimony. And it's still better then bleeding from any other possible orifice (I don't want to make this any more worse then it already is)


yes people DO want it, the adrenaline and stuff racing through your body

edi: and diversificantion is not the normal 69



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MaxwellGT2000 on 21 September 2009
trashleg said:
Esmoreit said:
dtewi said:
But wouldn't a pineapple hurt?


First of all, damn it people I demand a message whenever a thread like this get's up.

Secondly, the pine-apple thing.. I have seen it happening on live-TV. One of our not so bright VJ's was discussing sensual fruit with other other women... the cherry's, strawberry's, banana's... yeha, she could all see them be placed somewhere during sexual play.

But not the pineapple. That would hurt.

 

In reply to Kamal... first time, take someone experienced. I know you are Egyptian and I know that starting out with a virgin is considered the right thing to do, blah blah... screw that. First time, take a minx, a couple of years older then you are. Then do everything you always wanted to do. I, for instance rented a hotel-room with a 24 y/o Belgian girl when I was 18. She wasn't a model bu she had charisma, she just radiated sensuality and had an awesome body and a sweet smile. We didn't leave the room for a full day. Get that experience in there, then find the love of your life and amaze her.

As others have said, wether sex is overrated or not depends on the person. I've experienced girls who can be considered "dead fish", and I have honestly experienced sex that resulted in nose-bleeds and exctacy on the same time. And it was both awesome.
But if your first time is the best experience you can have it doesn't matter what your sexlife will look like, you know that sex can be the best thing there is. Hell, I still remember the smell of the first time.

Kamal, you don't want this.

everybody, you do not want this. o.0

LMAO nose bleeds? How does that happen?  Sounds awful to me.

Guy: Oh yeah!

Girl: Right there

Guy: *nose starts to bleed* OH SHIT OH SHIT *nose bleeds all over the girl*

Girl: Ew get the hell off me!



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--OkeyDokey-- on 21 September 2009

Who let the Soriku and dtewi in here >_>



kirby007 on 21 September 2009
--OkeyDokey-- said:
Who let the Soriku and dtewi in here >_>


spongebob did



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Esmoreit on 22 September 2009
MaxwellGT2000 said:
trashleg said:
Esmoreit said:
dtewi said:
But wouldn't a pineapple hurt?


First of all, damn it people I demand a message whenever a thread like this get's up.

Secondly, the pine-apple thing.. I have seen it happening on live-TV. One of our not so bright VJ's was discussing sensual fruit with other other women... the cherry's, strawberry's, banana's... yeha, she could all see them be placed somewhere during sexual play.

But not the pineapple. That would hurt.

 

In reply to Kamal... first time, take someone experienced. I know you are Egyptian and I know that starting out with a virgin is considered the right thing to do, blah blah... screw that. First time, take a minx, a couple of years older then you are. Then do everything you always wanted to do. I, for instance rented a hotel-room with a 24 y/o Belgian girl when I was 18. She wasn't a model bu she had charisma, she just radiated sensuality and had an awesome body and a sweet smile. We didn't leave the room for a full day. Get that experience in there, then find the love of your life and amaze her.

As others have said, wether sex is overrated or not depends on the person. I've experienced girls who can be considered "dead fish", and I have honestly experienced sex that resulted in nose-bleeds and exctacy on the same time. And it was both awesome.
But if your first time is the best experience you can have it doesn't matter what your sexlife will look like, you know that sex can be the best thing there is. Hell, I still remember the smell of the first time.

Kamal, you don't want this.

everybody, you do not want this. o.0

LMAO nose bleeds? How does that happen?  Sounds awful to me.

Guy: Oh yeah!

Girl: Right there

Guy: *nose starts to bleed* OH SHIT OH SHIT *nose bleeds all over the girl*

Girl: Ew get the hell off me!

Actually, the girl was bleeding. And it was only a small trickle, not the anime style gushes.

What I was trying to say before I killed the thread - awesome sex is possible, just find the right person



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The Ghost of RubangB on 22 September 2009

It's like playing a really really good 2-player co-op match of DDR, except you wiggle around a whole bunch at the end of the level.  So I guess it's more like the rhythm boxing in Wii Fit.  You keep doing the same pattern and it gets a little harder and harder, and then at the end you do as many thrusts as you can really fast to get a high score.  It's a bunch of well-timed mutual thrusts to a very slowly accelerating rhythm until you get really sweaty and smelly and have a few awkward full-body convulsions and then you just lay there all slimy and juicy and counting your bruises, and you need to take a shower and drink some water.  It feels really good physically though, but then the shame and the guilt kick in within seconds after paying



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