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trashleg said:
Esmoreit said:
dtewi said:
But wouldn't a pineapple hurt?


First of all, damn it people I demand a message whenever a thread like this get's up.

Secondly, the pine-apple thing.. I have seen it happening on live-TV. One of our not so bright VJ's was discussing sensual fruit with other other women... the cherry's, strawberry's, banana's... yeha, she could all see them be placed somewhere during sexual play.

But not the pineapple. That would hurt.

 

In reply to Kamal... first time, take someone experienced. I know you are Egyptian and I know that starting out with a virgin is considered the right thing to do, blah blah... screw that. First time, take a minx, a couple of years older then you are. Then do everything you always wanted to do. I, for instance rented a hotel-room with a 24 y/o Belgian girl when I was 18. She wasn't a model bu she had charisma, she just radiated sensuality and had an awesome body and a sweet smile. We didn't leave the room for a full day. Get that experience in there, then find the love of your life and amaze her.

As others have said, wether sex is overrated or not depends on the person. I've experienced girls who can be considered "dead fish", and I have honestly experienced sex that resulted in nose-bleeds and exctacy on the same time. And it was both awesome.
But if your first time is the best experience you can have it doesn't matter what your sexlife will look like, you know that sex can be the best thing there is. Hell, I still remember the smell of the first time.

Kamal, you don't want this.

everybody, you do not want this. o.0

LMAO nose bleeds? How does that happen?  Sounds awful to me.

Guy: Oh yeah!

Girl: Right there

Guy: *nose starts to bleed* OH SHIT OH SHIT *nose bleeds all over the girl*

Girl: Ew get the hell off me!



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