Sometimes I wish the world WOULD end just so he'd shut the hell up.

I just don't listen to him.  I mean i don't even know he had a new TV show till someone said something.

I think the guy is just suffering from a paranoia disorder or something.

Or he just knows how to make a bunch of money.  Like Anne Coulter.

Yeah Anne Coulter is definitely after that redneck cash. That video was hilarious. There's no way she can believe half the crazy racist shit that comes out of her mouth. I really really hope not.

I really do believe that Coulter's faking it and Beck is actually off the deep end. He cries every other episode, for no reason. Sometimes he cries just because he loves America so much. And he always has this childlike wonder in his eyes, like he's not really there, or he's just so damn happy to be on TV. It's really really weird to see happen.

When I was in high school, there was a lot of crappy music that was all the rage. One song in particular that was really popular was "Milkshake" by Kelis. Anyways, this girl would always start singing whatever song people around her were talking about without really thinking about the lyrics. One day people were talking about the music video for Milkshake and she burst into singing the chorus, finishing by saying how much she likes the song. So I asked her:

"You know what that song is talking about, right?"

She started signing the chorus again, as if it were a suitable answer.

"It's about blowjobs"

She looked at me puzzled, and then became flustered.

She paused for a moment, then said "Thanks for ruining my favorite song".

It was like I had just told someone Santa Claus wasn't real. I got a good laugh out of it.

I once dated a girl that was gorgeous in appearance but dumb as well...shit

She once bought a new phone because her old one stopped working. thing is- it just needed to be charged........

We were studying for science one day and i asked her to name some of the elements on the periodic table. She said "um, there's earth, fire, wind, water" .....

I once told her that some guy got assasinated.
her response: omg is he ok?

She called a locksmith to fix her door when she couldn't get in. She said something had to have been broken. She was turning the key the wrong way.

I could go on and on :p

Some people saying the PS3 was gonna do a "Dreamcast''

Oh i have another one

AJ(not bacon....another brother)- How do you spell "Jet"?

WTF?!?!?!?!?! lolololololololol

at the request of some bolded text :P :

We were in her car and she was driving. A cop siren turns on and it turns out she was doing 40 in a 25 zone. She says: "omg :( *sniffle* could you find it in your heart to give me a warning?"
cop: idk miss i'll have to think

her: *pulls shirt down to expose cleavage and squeezes arms together and wiggles slightly* take all the time you need

me: *facepalm so hard i had a red mark from the ring i was wearing*



We were studying for a "name the state" test and i was tutoring her. I asked her "what's the capital of Scandinavia" and she says "oh silly that's not a state"
Then I ask "what's the capital of Nebraska"
she says: That's not a state either silly.....


In another class we had, I told her i was surprised that 25% of the class was hispanic (that's rare for where we lived).

she said: nu uh. there's like 20 kids in the class only only like 5 are hispanic.

^did it work?

cops over here are hard as nails. but i cant drive anyway and if i could, i'd drive safe.

cant believe you got in a car with her tho when you knew how daft she was

i have a huuuuge repertoire of silly things i've said myself, but this thread is about laughing at other people, not ourselves.. soo... :X