The stupidest thing you have heard

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Orca_Azure said:

I once dated a girl that was gorgeous in appearance but dumb as well...shit

She once bought a new phone because her old one stopped working. thing is- it just needed to be charged........

We were studying for science one day and i asked her to name some of the elements on the periodic table. She said "um, there's earth, fire, wind, water" .....

I once told her that some guy got assasinated.
her response: omg is he ok?

She called a locksmith to fix her door when she couldn't get in. She said something had to have been broken. She was turning the key the wrong way.

I could go on and on :p