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Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.
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This was between my friend, me and his cousin a little while before we graduated from high school, and were discussing universities. Some background information - we live on the West Coast of Canada in Surrey, and Toronto is a city in Eastern Canada.

My friend - "I haven't decided between Toronto or here yet."
Me - "Come on dude, choose here - we can be roommates."
His cousin - "Yeah, plus it'll be way more expensive in Toronto."
Us - "Why?"
His cousin - "Well, you'll have to pay international fees and that's like $30 K a year."
Me - "How the hell did you get accepted into university?"



silly boy.

my mum and brother ask me that question all the time :-/



Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.

I think I recall you touting your supreme intelligence.

That was pretty dumb.



Glenn Beck talking about something.



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Garamond said:
Glenn Beck talking about something.

This is what I think about Glenn Beck...

 



The stupidest thing I ever heard was the president for 8 years, and also voted against letting Hiroshi Yamauchi own the Seattle Mariners.



"First God made heaven & earth" Genesis 1:1

Oh how I laughed.. could you imagine?



My personal favourite, not because it's the funniest, or perhaps the stupidist, but because I disliked Collegue 2 so much!


colleague 1 : So I'm on the flight to Munich tonight; Terminal 1

colleague 2 : Hey, I'm flying to Berlin from Terminal 1, too. What flight are you on, maybe we can sit next to each other?

colleague 1 : (Just stares in amazement)

me : (sarcastically) Ah, so you're on one of those jets that splits mid flight, like some trains do? Cool.

colleague 2 : oh right... I guess we can't sit next to each other then.



Try to be reasonable... its easier than you think...

"In a wide-ranging interview broadcast Sunday on CNN's "State of the Union," Obama said reversing job losses from the recession will come at the end of the recovery period, not the start."

He didn't say at the end of the rescission, he said at the end of the recovery. Somehow, we are going to recover from this without jobs, and then when we are at the end of the recovery, jobs will just come.

Obama, you lie!

Well, your are either lying to people, or that's the stupidest thing I have heard in a long time. Take your pick

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/09/20/obama.king/index.html