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My personal favourite, not because it's the funniest, or perhaps the stupidist, but because I disliked Collegue 2 so much!


colleague 1 : So I'm on the flight to Munich tonight; Terminal 1

colleague 2 : Hey, I'm flying to Berlin from Terminal 1, too. What flight are you on, maybe we can sit next to each other?

colleague 1 : (Just stares in amazement)

me : (sarcastically) Ah, so you're on one of those jets that splits mid flight, like some trains do? Cool.

colleague 2 : oh right... I guess we can't sit next to each other then.



Try to be reasonable... its easier than you think...