My personal favourite, not because it's the funniest, or perhaps the stupidist, but because I disliked Collegue 2 so much!
colleague 1 : So I'm on the flight to Munich tonight; Terminal 1
colleague 2 : Hey, I'm flying to Berlin from Terminal 1, too. What flight are you on, maybe we can sit next to each other?
colleague 1 : (Just stares in amazement)
me : (sarcastically) Ah, so you're on one of those jets that splits mid flight, like some trains do? Cool.
colleague 2 : oh right... I guess we can't sit next to each other then.
Try to be reasonable... its easier than you think...







