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Shoplifter hides three pounds of bacon in his pants

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MARY ESTHER -- A man was detained at a local grocery store after employees noted that he was walking around the store "looking suspicious." They then saw him concealing a 48-ounce package of bacon in the front of his pants.

When he was stopped by employees, the 22-year-old Fort Walton Beach man ran to the back of the store and dumped the bacon, according to his arrest report.

He was charged with retail theft and resisting property recovery by a retail merchant.



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"When he was stopped by employees, the 22-year-old Fort Walton Beach man ran to the back of the store and dumped the bacon, according to his arrest report."

Talk about porkin' it!



 

 

Sorry Bacon was hungry yesterday!



cock meat



I am the black sheep     "of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong."-Robert Anton Wilson

hatmoza said:
cock meat

I have a "Pork sausage" in my trousers.



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I thought it was going to be about a man with a fettish for Dogs licking his balls.



somebody was really packing meat



highwaystar101 said:
hatmoza said:
cock meat

I have a "Pork sausage" in my trousers.


Oh wow! lol

I hope no one takes offense to this video I couldn't help remembering from "Harold & Kumar." If you think you might, please don't watch. I really mean it as a joke :)



I am the black sheep     "of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong."-Robert Anton Wilson

Nintendo Fan Girl said:
Sorry Bacon was hungry yesterday!

Kinky.



^^^ XD