8. if you could obtain immortality by stomping a little girl's pet kitten to death before her crying eyes every Christmas eve, would you do it?

At first I was going to say no, b/c doing this surly will eventually land you in jail. then I figured that over the course of the years I would have to just move to a society where this behavior is not a crime…blam immortality with out the strings. I could even start a faith that will obtain little girls for me to stomp kittens in front of

lol so the risk of ending up in jail, that was your initial thought? You nasty.

What about the poor girl and kitten - you'd have to destroy one of each for one single year of extra life! (the girl mentally, the kitten literally) 

Technically immortality means you live forever so being able to obtain it every Xmas just means that you don't have to decide immediately, but once you do you've got it forever.

hey guys whats up, its the angrypoolmanz here for you today and i got a series of queschins that i want you guys to answer.

1. You have to choose your life as it is right now. nothing will get any better, nothing will get any worse. you will maintain the current level of quality in your life for the remainder of your life. or you will become president of the united states of america, but you will be assassinated one year before your term ends. which do you choose?

Now. I don't want that power nor death.

2. would you rather be the greatest genius on earth, but never appreciated in your own lifetime or considered a genius within your own lifetime, but thought of as a mediocre hack after you died?

My own lifetime. I would be dead so who gives a shit?

3. would you rather have a sexual partner who was great in bed, but was so ugly that they were somewhat of a social embarrasment, or would you rather have a lovely sexual partner who happened to be completely terrible in bed, but made people terribly envious of you?

The second option.

4. would you rather be the lead singer of an extremely popular but mediocre rock band, or would you rather be the greatest poet who ever lived with a small but dedicated fanbase?

Why would I want to be a poet? Rock band.

5. you are presented with two doors, but three options. option number one is to open the first door, option number two is to open the second door, option number three is to walk away. behind one door, there is fame, fortune, and fulfillment of all your dreams, and behind the other door is an axe wielding maniac who will chop you to pieces the second you open the door. you dont know which of these things is behind which door. do you choose to open one of these doors or do you choose to walk away?

I don't want to diezorz!

6. if by killing yourself, all your enemies will be destroyed as well, would you kill yourself?

Hell no. They can keep on living.

7. if you had to take a long road trip with either a vietnam vet with a bad temper who had a gun on his person at all times, or a conservatvie christian who quietly judged everything you did, what would you choose and why?

Christian and yell the fuck away at them.

8. if you could obtain immortality by stomping a little girl's pet kitten to death before her crying eyes every christmas eve, would you do it?

No. Too sad and immortatility is no fun.

9. if you loved someone with all of your heart and they hated everything about you, would you take ten years off of their life if it meant that they would love you in return?

No. My life is better than some prick who hates me.

10. if you died and went to hell, and found that it is every bit as horrible as the christians make it out to be, eternal fire, eternal suffering, eternal pain; but the devil offered you a deal. he said that for every soul on earth that you could tempt towards damnation, you will experience a one year reprieve from the agony of eternal hellfire, would you take his deal?

Hell yeah!

so there they are. im looking forward to your answers, i need something to lol at.

hey guys whats up, its the angrypoolmanz here for you today and i got a series of queschins that i want you guys to answer.

1. You have to choose your life as it is right now. nothing will get any better, nothing will get any worse. you will maintain the current level of quality in your life for the remainder of your life. or you will become president of the united states of america, but you will be assassinated one year before your term ends. which do you choose?

Incomplete question, when do I become president of America?

2. would you rather be the greatest genius on earth, but never appreciated in your own lifetime or considered a genius within your own lifetime, but thought of as a mediocre hack after you died?

Own lifetime of course. I'd be dead after that.

3. would you rather have a sexual partner who was great in bed, but was so ugly that they were somewhat of a social embarrasment, or would you rather have a lovely sexual partner who happened to be completely terrible in bed, but made people terribly envious of you?

The hot one.

4. would you rather be the lead singer of an extremely popular but mediocre rock band, or would you rather be the greatest poet who ever lived with a small but dedicated fanbase?

The poet. Being a rock star would actually be rather shit looking at how people who are generally turn out.

5. you are presented with two doors, but three options. option number one is to open the first door, option number two is to open the second door, option number three is to walk away. behind one door, there is fame, fortune, and fulfillment of all your dreams, and behind the other door is an axe wielding maniac who will chop you to pieces the second you open the door. you dont know which of these things is behind which door. do you choose to open one of these doors or do you choose to walk away?

Walk away. I'm not going to take a 50/50 with my life.

6. if by killing yourself, all your enemies will be destroyed as well, would you kill yourself?

I have no enemies, hence this question make no sense for me.

7. if you had to take a long road trip with either a vietnam vet with a bad temper who had a gun on his person at all times, or a conservatvie christian who quietly judged everything you did, what would you choose and why?

Conservative Christian, so I could quietly judge them for their beliefs.

8. if you could obtain immortality by stomping a little girl's pet kitten to death before her crying eyes every christmas eve, would you do it?

Thats the sort of moral conundrum that is so situational that I couldn't tell you until I was there with the girl and the cat. Also the criminality and the like needs to be considered.

9. if you loved someone with all of your heart and they hated everything about you, would you take ten years off of their life if it meant that they would love you in return?

Their life? Heh - yeah.

10. if you died and went to hell, and found that it is every bit as horrible as the christians make it out to be, eternal fire, eternal suffering, eternal pain; but the devil offered you a deal. he said that for every soul on earth that you could tempt towards damnation, you will experience a one year reprieve from the agony of eternal hellfire, would you take his deal?

Pfft no. Its going to be eternal anyway so a one-year reprieve is entirely pointless.

so there they are. im looking forward to your answers, i need something to lol at.

Turns out I'm a bit of an arsehole compared to you guys =P