hey guys whats up, its the angrypoolmanz here for you today and i got a series of queschins that i want you guys to answer.

1. You have to choose your life as it is right now. nothing will get any better, nothing will get any worse. you will maintain the current level of quality in your life for the remainder of your life. or you will become president of the united states of america, but you will be assassinated one year before your term ends. which do you choose?

2. would you rather be the greatest genius on earth, but never appreciated in your own lifetime or considered a genius within your own lifetime, but thought of as a mediocre hack after you died?

3. would you rather have a sexual partner who was great in bed, but was so ugly that they were somewhat of a social embarrasment, or would you rather have a lovely sexual partner who happened to be completely terrible in bed, but made people terribly envious of you?

4. would you rather be the lead singer of an extremely popular but mediocre rock band, or would you rather be the greatest poet who ever lived with a small but dedicated fanbase?

5. you are presented with two doors, but three options. option number one is to open the first door, option number two is to open the second door, option number three is to walk away. behind one door, there is fame, fortune, and fulfillment of all your dreams, and behind the other door is an axe wielding maniac who will chop you to pieces the second you open the door. you dont know which of these things is behind which door. do you choose to open one of these doors or do you choose to walk away?

6. if by killing yourself, all your enemies will be destroyed as well, would you kill yourself?

7. if you had to take a long road trip with either a vietnam vet with a bad temper who had a gun on his person at all times, or a conservatvie christian who quietly judged everything you did, what would you choose and why?

8. if you could obtain immortality by stomping a little girl's pet kitten to death before her crying eyes every christmas eve, would you do it?

9. if you loved someone with all of your heart and they hated everything about you, would you take ten years off of their life if it meant that they would love you in return?

10. if you died and went to hell, and found that it is every bit as horrible as the christians make it out to be, eternal fire, eternal suffering, eternal pain; but the devil offered you a deal. he said that for every soul on earth that you could tempt towards damnation, you will experience a one year reprieve from the agony of eternal hellfire, would you take his deal?

so there they are. im looking forward to your answers, i need something to lol at.

1. I'd stick with my life right now. It's not perfect, but it's pretty good. I've never wanted to be in a position of power like that; I'd much rather just kinda stay in the background and live my own life without everyone judging me on every small thing I've ever done, and making their dislike of me well known.

2. I'll go with the greatest genius on earth but never appreciated in my lifetime. I don't need people thinking I'm such a genius, really, and having them view my ideas as ridiculous wouldn't bother me too much.

3. Depends on which one has a good personality. Honestly though, and as shallow as it sounds, I'd take the good looking girl because a pretty face is a must for me; if she's ugly as hell then I don't want to have to look at her. (I'm not too judging based on looks, but there comes a point when a girl is just too damn ugly. I don't need some supermodel though either. Just a nice, normal girl is great.)

4. I'd go with the greatest poet who ever lived. As much as I hate poetry, I have stage fright so I'd hate going on stage to perform even more. And honestly, I could just think of the poems as songs to make them more tolerable. Or write funny ones. Yeah, let's go with that.

5. I'd walk away. I don't need to be rich, and just having money handed me doesn't go well with me. I'd rather earn my money. Besides, if there's a chance that I'll be massacred, well, I'd rather just go with the safe option and live. Can't have much fun if I'm dead.

6. No. I don't have enemies... that I'm aware of.

7. I'd go with the christian. I'm sure they would find faults with me despite my being christian, but I don't care. One person judging me is better than a paranoid guy with a gun.

8. No! I don't want to be immortal. I'll get bored of life eventually. Besides, there's no way in hell I could bring myself to kill a poor little kitten.

9. Off of their life? No. If they're happy, then that's good enough for me. Off of my life? Well, that depends on how long my life will be. If I'm gonna die in 5 years, then there's no point now, is there? If I'm gonna live to be like 100, then sure; I'll be bored long before I hit that age.

10. No. I'm not an asshole; I don't want to make other people suffer for my mistakes. That said, I'm aiming to not end up in hell.

haha. i like your answers. thank you for being honest.

 EDIT: i misunderstood no 3. Changed it.

1. You have to choose your life as it is right now. nothing will get any better, nothing will get any worse. you will maintain the current level of quality in your life for the remainder of your life. or you will become president of the united states of america, but you will be assassinated one year before your term ends. which do you choose?

Life now.

2. would you rather be the greatest genius on earth, but never appreciated in your own lifetime or considered a genius within your own lifetime, but thought of as a mediocre hack after you died?

Genius now, mediocre hack later.

3. would you rather have a sexual partner who was great in bed, but was so ugly that they were somewhat of a social embarrasment, or would you rather have a lovely sexual partner who happened to be completely terrible in bed, but made people terribly envious of you?

Lovely but terrible in bed.  This is what cheating is for.

4. would you rather be the lead singer of an extremely popular but mediocre rock band, or would you rather be the greatest poet who ever lived with a small but dedicated fanbase?

Poet.  Rock stars always end their career's tragically.

5. you are presented with two doors, but three options. option number one is to open the first door, option number two is to open the second door, option number three is to walk away. behind one door, there is fame, fortune, and fulfillment of all your dreams, and behind the other door is an axe wielding maniac who will chop you to pieces the second you open the door. you dont know which of these things is behind which door. do you choose to open one of these doors or do you choose to walk away?

I open the door with Fame, Fortune, and Fulfillment.

6. if by killing yourself, all your enemies will be destroyed as well, would you kill yourself?

Depends on how many lives I have.

7. if you had to take a long road trip with either a vietnam vet with a bad temper who had a gun on his person at all times, or a conservatvie christian who quietly judged everything you did, what would you choose and why?

Conservative christian.  Odds of living are higher.

8. if you could obtain immortality by stomping a little girl's pet kitten to death before her crying eyes every christmas eve, would you do it?

Yes.

9. if you loved someone with all of your heart and they hated everything about you, would you take ten years off of their life if it meant that they would love you in return?

Well, actually probably not.  They contradict each other.

10. if you died and went to hell, and found that it is every bit as horrible as the christians make it out to be, eternal fire, eternal suffering, eternal pain; but the devil offered you a deal. he said that for every soul on earth that you could tempt towards damnation, you will experience a one year reprieve from the agony of eternal hellfire, would you take his deal?

Yes.

hey guys whats up, its the angrypoolmanz here for you today and i got a series of queschins that i want you guys to answer.
1. You have to choose your life as it is right now. nothing will get any better, nothing will get any worse. you will maintain the current level of quality in your life for the remainder of your life. or you will become president of the united states of america, but you will be assassinated one year before your term ends. which do you choose?

It is tempting b/c I know I can change the world for the better in the 7 years I am in office (I know I will get 2 terms baby) but right now I have a great wife, a great daughter, and a great job and house..what more could I need

2. would you rather be the greatest genius on earth, but never appreciated in your own lifetime or considered a genius within your own lifetime, but thought of as a mediocre hack after you died?

That depends on what kind of family I leave behind, if I die a loner and have no kids then you better believe I will have wanted my genius to be the best at the time regardless of what happens to my rotting husk after I leave However if I leave behind a family I would want one of my inventions, theorems, or ideas to be finally recognized and my family to reap the benefits then

3. would you rather have a sexual partner who was great in bed, but was so ugly that they were somewhat of a social embarrasment, or would you rather have a lovely sexual partner who happened to be completely terrible in bed, but made people terribly envious of you?

Well since looks do play a part in how sexy a woman could be I would have to go with that, even if you can make me get off like no other if your ugly you wont be able to make me get up…..

4. would you rather be the lead singer of an extremely popular but mediocre rock band, or would you rather be the greatest poet who ever lived with a small but dedicated fanbase?

Lead singer of the band, make my money, pimp my name , then retire at the height of my fame to lead a life or relaxation

5. you are presented with two doors, but three options. option number one is to open the first door, option number two is to open the second door, option number three is to walk away. behind one door, there is fame, fortune, and fulfillment of all your dreams, and behind the other door is an axe wielding maniac who will chop you to pieces the second you open the door. you dont know which of these things is behind which door. do you choose to open one of these doors or do you choose to walk away?

Well since my life is doing great I have to walk away—I have to much to lose on a 50/50—however if I had nothing to lose and everything to gain then what the hell not

6. if by killing yourself, all your enemies will be destroyed as well, would you kill yourself?

Now what the hell good would that do, if I am dead regardless of who comes with me I am still dead… However if I were put into a place like , aliens were invading earth and I aboard there ship could cause it to self destruct thus saving earth. then I just might

7. if you had to take a long road trip with either a Vietnam vet with a bad temper who had a gun on his person at all times, or a conservatvie christian who quietly judged everything you did, what would you choose and why?

The conservative Christian, they are less likely to shoot me and they are more fun to goat along….not to mention all you have to do is quote a little scripture to shut them up..

8. if you could obtain immortality by stomping a little girl's pet kitten to death before her crying eyes every Christmas eve, would you do it?

At first I was going to say no, b/c doing this surly will eventually land you in jail. then I figured that over the course of the years I would have to just move to a society where this behavior is not a crime…blam immortality with out the strings. I could even start a faith that will obtain little girls for me to stomp kittens in front of

9. if you loved someone with all of your heart and they hated everything about you, would you take ten years off of their life if it meant that they would love you in return?

The only answer here is no….regardless of who you are if you truly loved someone you would not want them to suffer and losing ten years of life is causing them pain

10. if you died and went to hell, and found that it is every bit as horrible as the christians make it out to be, eternal fire, eternal suffering, eternal pain; but the devil offered you a deal. he said that for every soul on earth that you could tempt towards damnation, you will experience a one year reprieve from the agony of eternal hellfire, would you take his deal?

Once again the only answer is yes, b/c if it is like the Christians say you’re here for an eternity with out a break …therefore nothing you could do would ever change that, you get a pass to be evil and do all of your darkest whims..and a reward for it…you stand to lose nothing but gain everything

so there they are. im looking forward to your answers, i need something to lol at.

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1- Stick with my own life, even if I wouldn't be assassinated being president would suck imo, constant work, constant hastle, constantly hated by half the population of the usa.

2- Being considered a genious while you were alive would be great, and you would care once you were dead :).

3- It would depend on the other aspects of the person.

4- Neither, poetry isn't my thing.

5- Walk away, its not worth the risk, although if I had a chance to outrun the maniac then I would take a guess.

6- No, because what use is it to rid all of your enemies if you aren't alive to appreciate it. Plus I don't have any enemies.

7- As long as the christian guy judges me quietly its fine by me I could just meet more interesting people on the trip.

8- I doubt I could live with myself if I had to do that once let alone every year for all eternity.

9- No, thats kinda sick, lol. and if u really loved them you wouldn't want to hurt them.

10- .... can't be bothered to think about that one :P

lol you guys are entertaining