Lemme tell u a more embarrassing story. There was this kid at my school who was pleasuring himself to porn with his leg up on top of the desk. As he reached climax, he dislocated his knee, screamed, his parents broke down the door, and saw him. He was buttnaked had magic sauce all over his hands and his knee was dislocated, talk about a day.

Mods: please dont ban me

when i was in grade 8, this girl used to masturbate in class. then she bled all over her hands while masturbating.

ZOMG!

jacezo's post is epic. And you don't get banned for that. You didn't say semen or jacking off or other bad no-no words. You're fine.

thats what i was aiming for

They're men. They understand.

I believe porn is what made them rigid in the first place. Badum CHING!

anyways, if you don't want to look anymore, then stop. If they call you on it, then sure, whatever. Expect to take a mild ribbing AND for them to continue to laugh at you.

your dad is proud you should act like t never happened or slit his throat

When I was your age we had to use magazines and stuff, there was none of this fancy Interwebz thing. It's much harder to blame magazines hidden in your wardrobe on a computer virus.

its none of ur uncles business to be looking through ur computer like that id be pissed even if there was nothing on it... sorry im sure ur uncles a nice man but i hate people like that

LOL!