Chuck Norris plays PS3.

That's all you need to know. lmao

They say behind the Slim's exterior isn't mechanical parts, only another fist.

The ps3 keyboard has no ctrl button because it is always in Control

It can run a profitable company into deep debt.

IT touched me when I was a little child, and yet it is not in prison.

The PS3 knows why you're here. It knows what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. It's the question that drives us, and it's the PS3 that knows the answer.

The PS3 can bend the spoon, even if there is no spoon.
The PS3 would not have broken the vase.
The PS3 would have taken both pills.

Okay I asked the PS3 to make me a sandwich again but it's still not doing it. I think I'm going to call Sony Technical Support.

You're clearly not worthy. Infidel.

Is it plugged in?

Is it on?

Have you tried restarting it?

Is your PS3 in Secret C3LL mode? It should be an option on the XMB, but you have to B_3_L_I_E_V_E that it is there.

It made me....B_E_L_I_3_V_E....and now my life is complete

I buy a Ps3 Slim =)