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Blubeard said:
All some very good advice.

There is this chick at my school who makes fun of everyone, So if she says to me "All you do is play videogames"

I will just say "well you know I used to think that I was a loser until I met you."

Meh. She probably is seeking attention. Or she may like you. Shoot, even dames in college act like that to guys they like, sometime.

Go easy on the chicas, but let the dudes have it.



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I find that sarcasm works great.

For example, you are so stupid.

"okay so and so I will study more just for you! After all your oppinion matters being the queen of the universe and all."



My name is blubeard because rosie has a blue beard. Just not on her chest.

Blubeard said:

Hey guys I go back to school in about a week, and while I am not made fun of by most of the student body like some people, there are a couple of kids who don't like me because I have such a fortunate existence.


Sure ignoring them does work, but sometimes it is more satisfying to rip people a new one.

I was wondering, how can I be really good at pushing buttons, a lot like dr cox from scrubs.

 

My problem usually is that I can't figure out what people are so self conscious about.

Why do they make fun of you?

And just ignore them. Insulting them means you have to continue insulting them, thinking of comebacks, alienate yourself even more, etc. And all that shit's tiring and a pain in the ass.

People aren't monsters, just be a politician and make yourself out to be a puppy kicked in the stomach. That means don't bitch or complain. Just shut up, stay away from the assholes, and if you can't run away just bear it, and be nice to other people. Any sane person will eventually go for your side.

But talk back, or get in fights, you'll be seen as lame (if your comebacks are lame), or if you fight, you'll be seen as a potential school shooter. Don't go into counter cutlture, especially for the reason that you were rejected out of mainstream society. That shit I hate, people should act how they want, not because they were accepted by other people.

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It's an ideal to openly oppose a bully, but it doesn't work out in the real life and it horribly backfires most of the time.



Every time someone insults you, you should respond with the following: haha, that's so funny, last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur. You will always win with that comeback.



Jackson50 said:
Every time someone insults you, you should respond with the following: haha, that's so funny, last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur. You will always win with that comeback.

No you won't, they'll just say "Wut?" and laugh their asses off.



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if you really want to get them good, find a picture of their mom and doctor it to make it look like you had some "fun". Personally, I had to find a friend with photoshop in order to pull it off. It takes work, but the psychological owning you deliver is well worth it.



Akvod said:
Jackson50 said:
Every time someone insults you, you should respond with the following: haha, that's so funny, last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur. You will always win with that comeback.

No you won't, they'll just say "Wut?" and laugh their asses off.

Oh, this clip begs to differ.



Jackson50 said:
Akvod said:
Jackson50 said:
Every time someone insults you, you should respond with the following: haha, that's so funny, last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur. You will always win with that comeback.

No you won't, they'll just say "Wut?" and laugh their asses off.

Oh, this clip begs to differ.

It's a movie.



^That's a terrible movie...^



           

She's probably self-conscious about the way she looks, so make something up about how ugly she is.