I was so hyped to buy Wrestlemania a couple of weeks ago. Why am I not feeling it, anymore? I bet Miz keeps the belt thanks to the Rock whippin Cena's ass, too. Here's Boneark's card (probably 100% correct) with my predictions:
WrestleMania matches so far:
Michael Cole vs. Jerry Lawler and Stone Cold will be the guest referee. Lawler wins with some "Humorous" antics from Austin. This match will likely be a cool down match after Money in the Bank. It will suck. Count on Cole to be the new Vince McMahon.
Triple H vs. Undertaker in a no-holds-barred match. Taker will win. Why are they acting like this match didn't happen in 2001?
John Cena vs. The Miz for the WWE Championship Miz retains with a little interference from The Rock. Rock Bottom on Cena? That's your Wrestlemania moment.
Alberto Del Rio (my favorite wrestler) vs. Edge for the World Heavyweight Championship. Del Rio wins. He's over big time and I bet it was part of his contract--winning at Wrestlemania.
Randy Orton vs. CM Punk. Orton wins. Lots of New Nexus interference, though.
Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes. I bet this is the opening match. Mysterio wins.
Money In the Bank: I don't know who's gonna be in it but John Morrison is your Money in the Bank winner. My guesses? Kofi Kingston, Christian, John Morrison, Big Show (he's too big of a name to leave out), Kane, Evan Bourne. Bourne will get injured and disappear for four months.