Rico. Anally impaled on a hot poker, preferably.

Quina from final fantasy 9... dies of heart disease.

Mario chocking on his mushrooms maybe. :D

Sackboy.

Mario and Luigi tag team his ass, literally, then once he is been brutally 'man handled' for many sessions allow Sonic to jump on his throat.

That will teach Sony to try and create a platforming icon.

Masterchief Impaled through the head by the Master Sword.

I kinda want to see princess peach die. The Bitch has put mario through enough.

Every member of SONIC's supporting cast other than Tails, Amy, Knuckles and Eggman...

How and why?? So SEGA can do this:

for posting a link to a game overthinker episode, you win the chartz

I want mario to die and luigi to suck him up in a vacum