It's really not that kind of problem (yet).  The first step is just figuring out what two flashing red lights mean and instead of making a thread, waiting for an answer and wading through the sarcastic responses, it would be much quicker to put on the big boy pants and search Google (or bing :-p) or Xbox.com. 

I really have no idea what two red lights means, it could be as simple as something is plugged in funny (4 red lights) or as bad as three red lights (RRoD), and if it's something that's actually bad, then he call MS tech support and sit there on hold and find out what to do.

It's really not that kind of problem (yet).  The first step is just figuring out what two flashing red lights mean and instead of making a thread, waiting for an answer and wading through the sarcastic responses, it would be much quicker to put on the big boy pants and search Google (or bing :-p) or Xbox.com. 

I really have no idea what two red lights means, it could be as simple as something is plugged in funny (4 red lights) or as bad as three red lights (RRoD), and if it's something that's actually bad, then he call MS tech support and sit there on hold and find out what to do.

Like I said earlier, I've already googled it (not bing!ed it).  I have read through all sorts of faqs about red lights, but none have shown the code that I have, bottom 2.  I have seen all 4, 3, left 2, and 1.  Since my google search failed I thought I would ask here.

I will try xbox.com though like Jagged suggested, and if that doesn't work, call tech support.

^ Don't listen to him. He tells u to go someplace else to find your answer and then he says he doesn't know the answer. How hillarious is that.

https://support.xbox.com/support/en/us/nxe/kb.aspx?ID=907533

For other lights: (Well first of all, u have to slow down and read all the posts, I just posted this on the last post of page 1, no offense)

http://support.xbox.com/support/en/us/nxe/hardware/console/troubleshootingconsoleproblems/flashinglights.aspx

It's really not that kind of problem (yet).  The first step is just figuring out what two flashing red lights mean and instead of making a thread, waiting for an answer and wading through the sarcastic responses, it would be much quicker to put on the big boy pants and search Google (or bing :-p) or Xbox.com. 

I really have no idea what two red lights means, it could be as simple as something is plugged in funny (4 red lights) or as bad as three red lights (RRoD), and if it's something that's actually bad, then he call MS tech support and sit there on hold and find out what to do.

Without being the sarcastic, why would you trust anything you read on the internet when the (correct) answers you are looking for are only a phone call away.