Ummm...Hmmm.....Throw snowballs at moving cars....or...ummmm write things in a bathroom stall while skipping music class XDDDD

Missing like a weeks worth of medication just to end up in the loony bin for 3 months... Although, in my defense, I was on a more complex regime of medications than I am now...

Edit: Did I mention that I am a Schizophrenic?

When I was young I made a wooden fireplace in my treefort... 10 minutes later half my treefort was on fire, I tried putting it out by pissing on it and that failed miserably lol

gluing my fingers together with crazy glue and gluing me and my bro together........... that hurt a lot ^^

Tell some of my friends who i had a crush on. It just esclated into a huge problem and everyone made a joke out of it. Don't trust anyone.

boy doesn't that suck

Ran into a post and caused myself a great deal of pain.

I took a sociology class in collage. The teacher was about the ugliest woman I had ever met.

There were about 50 of us in class, and she was on the topic of religion. She asked with a show of hands how many were Jewish in the class. I raised my hand, and so did another.

She said that's about right, the average is 2%. To make her more right, I commented that my mother was not Jewish, only my father. She said "It's very common actually for Jewish men to marry outside the Religion". For the purpose of making a joke, I responded with "well I would too. You ever see a Jewish woman?". The class laughed, right up until she responded with "Yes. I am Jewish".

Went from an A to a B- in 3 weeks. At least I passed.

My cousin.

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