dude just some advice for ya.
The 360, she's like a temperamental woman, she can be oh so fucking awesome when she wants to be, but if you push her buttons the wrong way, or even speak to her the wrong way, you're outta luck, damn bitch will RRoD on your ass....then you'll have blue balls till she comes back from the doctors...so take care of that fragile bitch, cuz you know you want to tap that disc tray ass with great gaming.
Also, I would avoid Live gold, it's worse than Heroin, and trust me you don't want your bitch to end up a crack whore, she'll die faster than a suicidal teen hearing that twilight was the crappiest book/movie we humans have ever had, that's just something you don't want.
One last thing as well, She can be very jealous, the site of another woman is like the death penalty on her fragile heart, so keep the PS3 black beauty hidden, keep the black beauty as a hidden passion...also she's a bit racist against the colour black, but for some reason she has a strong liking to lime green...must like aliens or something....beware though because sometime despite being racist she loves to pretend to be black her self, go figure, she even pads her HDD breast to make them go from 60GB to 120GB...it's all an act though so play along with her.
Well man, once you've taken my advice on board, feel free to commit your life to her, "to death do us part" as the priest say's...enjoy. ^_^










