Well OBVIOUSLY, the best feature on a woman is her smile, because that means you're making her happy. If you like her smile, then you like to make her happy. The worst feature on a woman is her knuckles, because if you see those it's time to duck.
Girls are like video games and breasts are like graphics. You can pump them up to HD and add some bloom, but it's still not going to affect the gameplay. Some people can't see past this and equate the breasts to the woman, when they're just a little bit of flare up top for fun. They can't replace personality, the same way graphics can't replace gameplay, AMIRITE?
And no, not all men are breast men. There are also ass men, leg men, and feet men. I don't care how big the breasts are, as long as there are 2 of them and they're in the right place.
Favorite Companies: Nintendo, Blizzard, Valve.
Recent New Favorites: Grasshopper, Atlus. (R.I.P. Clover.)
Heroes/Homies: Shigeru Miyamoto, Gunpei Yokoi, Will Wright, Eric Chahi, Suda51, Brian Eno, David Bowie.
Haiku Group: Haiku Hell.
Nemeses: Snesboy, fkusumot.
GameDaily Article that Interviewed Me: Console Defense Forces.









