Strategyking92 said:
I don't know... Uhhh, convert Jack Black? |
Strategyking92 said:
I don't know... Uhhh, convert Jack Black? |
Akvod said:
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Oh yes, I have already started working on converting his songs into christian hymns..
THE CHRISTIAN VERSION OF THE METAL BY TENACIOUS D (new lyrics besides old lyrics) ~
You can't kill the metal(jesus!) The metal(jesus!) will live on
Punk-Rock(The Romans) tried to kill the metal(Jesus!) But they failed, as they were smite to the ground
New-wave(Judas) tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground
Grunge(King Herod) tried to kill the metal(Jesus!) Ha,hahahahaha They failed, as they were thrown to the ground Aargh! yaow! [x2] [Singing]
No-one can destroy the metal(jesus!) The metal(jesus!) will strike(deliver) you down(up) with a vicious blow(salvation)
We are the vanquished(saved) foes(followers) of the metal(Jesus!)
We tried to win for why we do not know
New-wave(judas) tried to destroy the metal, but the metal(Jesus!) had its way
Grunge(King Herod) then tried to dethrone the metal, but metal(Jesus!) was in the way
Punk-rock(The Romans) tried to destroy the metal(Jesus!), but metal(Jesus!) was much too strong
Techno(Paganism) tried to defile the metal(Jesus!), but techno(it) was proven wrong Yea! Metal(Jesus)! It comes from hell(HEAVEN.)!
And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this PS4... And this gaming PC. - The PS4 and the Gaming PC and that's all I need... And this Xbox 360. - The PS4, the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360, and that's all I need... And these PS3's. - The PS4, and these PS3's, and the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360... And this Nintendo DS. - The PS4, this Xbox 360, and the Gaming PC, and the PS3's, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The Gaming PC and PS4, and Xbox 360, and thePS3's . Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.
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SciFiBoy said:
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embedding disabled by request, sorry dude :-/
And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this PS4... And this gaming PC. - The PS4 and the Gaming PC and that's all I need... And this Xbox 360. - The PS4, the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360, and that's all I need... And these PS3's. - The PS4, and these PS3's, and the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360... And this Nintendo DS. - The PS4, this Xbox 360, and the Gaming PC, and the PS3's, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The Gaming PC and PS4, and Xbox 360, and thePS3's . Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.
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Strategyking92 said:
embedding disabled by request, sorry dude :-/ |
lol, dang, i love that song though, try and watch the video anwyay.
Strategyking92 said:
Oh yes, I have already started working on converting his songs into christian hymns..
THE CHRISTIAN VERSION OF THE METAL BY TENACIOUS D (new lyrics besides old lyrics) ~ You can't kill the metal(jesus!) The metal(jesus!) will live on Punk-Rock(The Romans) tried to kill the metal(Jesus!) But they failed, as they were smite to the ground New-wave(Judas) tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground Grunge(King Herod) tried to kill the metal(Jesus!) Ha,hahahahaha They failed, as they were thrown to the ground Aargh! yaow! [x2] [Singing] No-one can destroy the metal(jesus!) The metal(jesus!) will strike(deliver) you down(up) with a vicious blow(salvation) We are the vanquished(saved) foes(followers) of the metal(Jesus!) We tried to win for why we do not know New-wave(judas) tried to destroy the metal, but the metal(Jesus!) had its way Grunge(King Herod) then tried to dethrone the metal, but metal(Jesus!) was in the way Punk-rock(The Romans) tried to destroy the metal(Jesus!), but metal(Jesus!) was much too strong Techno(Paganism) tried to defile the metal(Jesus!), but techno(it) was proven wrong Yea! Metal(Jesus)! It comes from hell(HEAVEN.)! |
I WANT TO GET ON MY KNEES AND FEEL JESUS' SALVATION, ALL OVER MY FACE!!! mmmm yummy.
Not surprising given the Norths history and personality cult.
Ok, I'm a bit surprised how me managed to derail such a depressing and serious thread into a thread about an secret Christian Illuminati group working to unite all Christians by converting Jack Black.
Well if you watched Angels&Demons you would have realized that the Illuminati are jerks...
Always spamming my inbox with offers for 25% off penis pumps.
You don't even want to know what ads about children they send to the popes laptop..
And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this PS4... And this gaming PC. - The PS4 and the Gaming PC and that's all I need... And this Xbox 360. - The PS4, the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360, and that's all I need... And these PS3's. - The PS4, and these PS3's, and the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360... And this Nintendo DS. - The PS4, this Xbox 360, and the Gaming PC, and the PS3's, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The Gaming PC and PS4, and Xbox 360, and thePS3's . Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.
Obligatory dick measuring Gaming Laptop Specs: Sager NP8270-GTX: 17.3" FULL HD (1920X1080) LED Matte LC, nVIDIA GeForce GTX 780M, Intel Core i7-4700MQ, 16GB (2x8GB) DDR3, 750GB SATA II 3GB/s 7,200 RPM Hard Drive
| Kasz216 said: Christianity is just an inherently successful religion for some reason. |
Christianity is succesful because they have more financial and political power than other religions. Christianity also seeks converts more than most other religions, and to be honest other than Islam I think most religions are content with people believing whatever they want to. Have you ever met a Jewish missionary?
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Its sad that such things are happening, but i doubt anybody is willing to do anything about it.
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