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Akvod said:
Strategyking92 said:
Akvod said:
Strategyking92 said:
And the gradual intolerance against christianity moves forward. And sadly the christian world is too fractured to do a damn thing about it.

O.o, what would they do, I'm kinda getting scared.

I don't know...

Uhhh, convert Jack Black?

Oh yes, I have already started working on converting his songs into christian hymns..

 

 

 

 

THE CHRISTIAN VERSION OF THE METAL BY TENACIOUS D (new lyrics besides old lyrics) ~

You can't kill the metal(jesus!) The metal(jesus!) will live on

Punk-Rock(The Romans) tried to kill the metal(Jesus!) But they failed, as they were smite to the ground

New-wave(Judas) tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground

Grunge(King Herod) tried to kill the metal(Jesus!) Ha,hahahahaha They failed, as they were thrown to the ground Aargh! yaow! [x2] [Singing]

No-one can destroy the metal(jesus!) The metal(jesus!) will strike(deliver) you down(up) with a vicious blow(salvation)

We are the vanquished(saved) foes(followers) of the metal(Jesus!)

We tried to win for why we do not know

New-wave(judas) tried to destroy the metal, but the metal(Jesus!) had its way

Grunge(King Herod) then tried to dethrone the metal, but metal(Jesus!) was in the way

Punk-rock(The Romans) tried to destroy the metal(Jesus!), but metal(Jesus!) was much too strong

Techno(Paganism) tried to defile the metal(Jesus!), but techno(it) was proven wrong Yea! Metal(Jesus)! It comes from hell(HEAVEN.)!



And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this PS4... And this gaming PC. - The PS4 and the Gaming PC and that's all I need... And this Xbox 360. - The PS4, the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360, and that's all I need... And these PS3's. - The PS4, and these PS3's, and the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360... And this Nintendo DS. - The PS4, this Xbox 360, and the Gaming PC, and the PS3's, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The Gaming PC and PS4, and Xbox 360, and thePS3's . Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.

Obligatory dick measuring Gaming Laptop Specs: Sager NP8270-GTX: 17.3" FULL HD (1920X1080) LED Matte LC, nVIDIA GeForce GTX 780M, Intel Core i7-4700MQ, 16GB (2x8GB) DDR3, 750GB SATA II 3GB/s 7,200 RPM Hard Drive