Strategyking92 said:
Oh yes, I have already started working on converting his songs into christian hymns..
THE CHRISTIAN VERSION OF THE METAL BY TENACIOUS D (new lyrics besides old lyrics) ~ You can't kill the metal(jesus!) The metal(jesus!) will live on Punk-Rock(The Romans) tried to kill the metal(Jesus!) But they failed, as they were smite to the ground New-wave(Judas) tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground Grunge(King Herod) tried to kill the metal(Jesus!) Ha,hahahahaha They failed, as they were thrown to the ground Aargh! yaow! [x2] [Singing] No-one can destroy the metal(jesus!) The metal(jesus!) will strike(deliver) you down(up) with a vicious blow(salvation) We are the vanquished(saved) foes(followers) of the metal(Jesus!) We tried to win for why we do not know New-wave(judas) tried to destroy the metal, but the metal(Jesus!) had its way Grunge(King Herod) then tried to dethrone the metal, but metal(Jesus!) was in the way Punk-rock(The Romans) tried to destroy the metal(Jesus!), but metal(Jesus!) was much too strong Techno(Paganism) tried to defile the metal(Jesus!), but techno(it) was proven wrong Yea! Metal(Jesus)! It comes from hell(HEAVEN.)! |
I WANT TO GET ON MY KNEES AND FEEL JESUS' SALVATION, ALL OVER MY FACE!!! mmmm yummy.
