Not granted. I feel jealous

I wish the old Dumbledore was alive. The new one sucks.

Granted, but he comes alive after the sixth film is completed.

I wish Perry the Platypus had his own spin-off show.

granted, but its just terrible.

i wish i had more posters on my wall :D

granted, but they're all pedos.

I wish I had no summer homework

nooo i meant on my bedroom wall...
LOL.

granted, you get sent to work in the mines. do not pass go do not collect $200

@trashleg Granted but the posters are all of aborted fetuses.

I wish people would wish for something everytime they posted here.

Granted, but they all wish for your death.

I wish I had the Master Sword!

granted but it's to heavy to lift.

I wish schools were about education rather than job training.

Granted but now everyone is unemployed.

I wish someone would post after me

Granted but they don't even try to corrupt your wish.

I wish the DMCA was abolished.