I can't corrupt that you horrible person! I would feel so bad

I wish people didn't make wishes like that.

Granted! Trashleg is now a cow.

I wish Pinocchio hadn't had his nose grow every time he lied.

Granted, but another part of his grows instead.

I wish I could find the last two blast shards in inFamous.

Granted but it takes you 20 years

I wish Joe Strummer wasn't dead

granted, but you lose the rest of them

i wish Kantor wouldn't call me a horrible person or WoW turn me into a cow just for writing a real wish, for once. lol

Granted I turn you into a cow for writing a real wish.

I wish I could read minds.

granted, but you don't like what you see (hear?)
you know what they say about eavesdroppers?

i wish the chicken soup was ready now, and tasty, and that consumption of it now would have no negative effects on me.

Granted but 500 children died making it.

I wish bananas could never get bruised.

Granted, but they are now invaded by a virulent strain of Ebola and eating them will kill you.

I wish my grandmother was alive, I honestly do.

Granted, but she wouldn't want you to grieve her passing, instead living your life to its fullest.

I wish I didn't have to answer such a sensitively posed question above me.