That was wished. You are drowned redundancy.

I wish I could die in the most horrible fashion imagineable.

Granted, but the fashion is so horrible that nobody comes to your funeral.

I wish Dtewi would get a sig already!

Granted.

I wish Doctor Who would actually be broadcasted in America earlier.

Granted but they dub in american voices.

I wish Ice Cube would start making good music again.

Granted, but it's so good that everybody spends all their time listening to it- they don't eat, drink, sleep, game or go on VGC. The human race dies off slowly, until we are completely extinct. And it's all YOUR fault.

I wish I could find a working copy of Ico in the street.

Granted but you get run over when you pick it up.

I wish I could think of a wish.

Granted, but it's a wish to kill yourself.

I wish THE LAST GUARDIAN WOULD RELEASE NOW!

Granted but Jack Thompson successfuly bans it.

I Wish discs couldnt get scrachted.

Granted, but then one DOES get scratched, and it disrupts the space-time continuum and aliens from another dimension appear and kill us all.

I wish I had a piece of cheese (come on, be creative).

granted, but it is being used as bait for a giant mousetrap that you are not aware of and the second you touch it, the trap snaps and you get decapitated.

I wish Rockband and GH would simply merge back together and we wouldn't have this stupid mess.