Uhh, granted but you become something less evil.

I wish someone didn't ignore my last wish.

um. dtewi i think that post should be changed it isnt really appropriate

Fine.

I wish Michael Jackson came back to life and did his world tour.

granted, but someone close to you has to die to make up for it

oh, and he looks the way he does in the thriller video lol

i wish.. actually, i dont wish for anything. things are ok right now :)

Well too bad. You explode anyway.

I wish this wish comes true.

Granted but it gets coruppted beyond all belief.

I wish someone would make dtewi a South Park, Futarama, or Avatar sig.

Granted, and it is awesome.

I wish Craan would turn into a black hole.

Granted I guess it would make people more 'drawn' to me.

I wish the above line was actually funny.

Granted, but people laugh so much that they start following you around, and it's just mildly annoying at first, but it gets worse as more and more people come. Then there is a bombing, and you have to go into a shelter with limited oxygen. But with all of the people inside the shelter, you suffocate and die. And they eat you.

I wish Stephen Colbert was president of the USA.