granted, but its quickly replaced by something even worse..

i wish everyone else could be happy, even if it means me being not happy.

Granted but they are so happy they quit paying attention to things like bathing, brushing their teeth, not using the bathroom in their pants and eating.

I wish my clothes were self washing.

granted. congratulations, all you own is a wardrobe full of sparkly self-washing lycra mankinis!

i wish my cat would live healthily for a long time.

Granted but you meet your'e true love who is deathly alergic to cats, and you have to make your decision who do you want, you'r soulmate, or your cat? You choose the former and decide to give the cat away after that you go to ask your true love to marry you he says yes you kiss and he starts coughing his tung swells up and he suffacates right in front of your eyes it turns out some of the cats dander found its way into your mouth. Devastated you go get your cat back. But you cant find the people who adopted her/him.

I wish I could always corupt wishes as creativly as I corrupted that one.

granted, but they will not be as awesome as that...
(but if i ever had to give my cat away it would be to my sister. and here's hoping my soulmate DOES like cats!)

i wish i had a soulmate! LOL.

Granted but above scenario takes place.

I wish A Tribe Called Quest would get together.

Granted, but they think they really are a tribe, and move to Africa, and start beating drums and doing dances, and then they eat you, because they are a cannibal tribe.

I wish Carmina2008 hadn't been permabanned and still posted normally.

Granted but you've been permabanned instead.

I wish I was better at math.

Granted, but Pol Pot comes back to life and takes power and kills everybody who is good at Maths.

I wish chocolate was good for your teeth and still tasted good.

Granted but it causes cancer

I wish no food tasted bad to me.