dtewi said:
Well then the wife unlocked the door, left the car, brought a hitchhiker to the car, had passionate sex, and both died of heart attacks. |
The stranger was alive, and that would be really creepy.
dtewi said:
Well then the wife unlocked the door, left the car, brought a hitchhiker to the car, had passionate sex, and both died of heart attacks. |
The stranger was alive, and that would be really creepy.
dtewi said:
Who leaves their nine-month pregnant wife in a hot car for over an hour? |
Who unlocks a car door, lets a random hitchhiker in, and has sex with him?
| Kantor said: Ah, a reasonably difficult one: A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in? |
Look, I can say "the wife unlocked the door", and even if that's not the "correct" answer there's no logical problem with it. If that isn't the answer, I do not like this riddle because it has more than one answer and no good riddle has more than one answer.
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Kantor said:
Who unlocks a car door, lets a random hitchhiker in, and has sex with him? |
A physically starved abused wife who kner her husband was going to kill her on his return!
Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita
Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
Sugu yoko de waratteita
Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo
I will never leave you
What did the dressing say when Mary opened the refrigerator?
Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita
Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
Sugu yoko de waratteita
Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo
I will never leave you
I like riddles more when they play on words and imagery. I'm playing from memory and this is pretty well-known as far as riddles go, but here's one of my favorites:
What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
| Khuutra said: I like riddles more when they play on words and imagery. I'm playing from memory and this is pretty well-known as far as riddles go, but here's one of my favorites: What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? |
W-what? What the hell does that mean!?
Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita
Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
Sugu yoko de waratteita
Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo
I will never leave you
dtewi said:
W-what? What the hell does that mean!? |
Think about it.
But don't Google it. It's common enough you'll find it in a matter of seconds.
I honestly don't know what you're talking about.
Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita
Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
Sugu yoko de waratteita
Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo
I will never leave you
Yes you do. These feature a lot in most modern cultures.