Nintendo DSi Review
The Nintendo Dsi is upon us! Well it was upon us since April 5th but whatever! This is Nintendo's newest handheld monster, created in an attempt torule the handheld gaming (and now music) world. Well ok, so it's just an upgrade of the original DS and DS Lite....
I picked up my sleek black DSi on June 12th, 2009. I expected it to be really cool because this is my first DS and it really did turn out be cool. So i got home and ripped it open. Nah, kidding carefully gently opened it and found out that the books weigh like 5 pounds so at the store when I got the box in my hands it was like heavy and I swear I could have changed my mind but nah so yeah the books weigh like 5 pounds(316pages). Anyway then I took my baby out of the box and my baby actually doesn't weigh that much (atleast in comparison to the manuals) and then like usual you get an extra stylus and AC adapter.
Anyway lets get on with my review:
Settings channel:
This one is the same as the Wii's setting channel and so if you don't have a Wii get one already because of NSMBWii.
DSi Camera channel:
This starts your DSi's cameras. So not obvious, right? lol. Here, the camera that is facing you is started first. At the top of the touch screen, you can choose to use many lenses: normal, distortion (move your stylus to distort the image in numerous ways), graffiti (draw on the image), color (turn a black and white pic into their real colors), colorpad (change certain parts of the image into different colors), mirror (mirror your pic into three different types), mischief (put certain objects in the image), emoter (turn a face in an Emote), merge (merge 2 faces together), resemblance (see how much 2 faces resemble each other), and frame (put a frame around an image). Now, you can create your own frame or use a default one. The camera is pretty fun to use. While trying to take a picture, just tap Switch to go to the camera that is mounted in the front
DSi Sound channel:
Here you can play music (only AAC format)
or record up to 10 seconds of sound. You can do all sorts of stuff with your voice or music... with your recorded voice, you can play it backwards, play it as an instrument. Oh and I love this feature: you can make it sound as if you're in a tunnel, talking into a fan, etc. the list goes on. You can also change the pitch and speed of your voice (i.e., you can be high-pitched and talking fast..). As for the music, you can have fun with it too... again, you can change the pitch of the song and make it play slow or fast. You can also play the music backwards. Also, you can do effects with the music: play only instruments, have an echo effect, play as if on a radio, or even play it as it would sound in an 8-bit game. And if you wanted to, you can throw in your recorded voice at random parts of the song.
DSi Shop channel:
I am being Captain Obvious here. Here, you can purchase DSiWare titles and DSi apps (such as the DSi web browser). When you first buy your system and go to the DSi Shop, you will receive 1000 free points and the web browser is free. This offer expires October 5th though, so BUY YOUR DSi NOW! Keep an eye on that channel for new DSiWare game coming to a DSi Shop.
DS Download Play channel:
Again obvious, right? Here you can download free DS games but too bad its only from designated Download Play Stations such as EBGames or Gamestop..Buy your DSi at Gamestop or EBgames and open it there and download free demos huh!!! Or you could come home and then download it through the Nintendo Channel on your Wii!
PictoChat channel:
Quite useless, in my opinion unless you have friends beside you but still whats the point? I mean its not ONLINE
. So why not just talk to them? 
DSi Browser channel:
The DSi's browser channel is quite slow, slower than Wii but the innovative Touch Screen really brings it out over the PSP's browser(had a psp before). It may just be my psp or everyone's i don't know but the page always overlaped so it wasn't fun and it is really slow. However DSi has a great browser with the two screen layout and how you use touch screen for scrolling around the page while same page on the top screen shows where you are aiming at on the page and also the bottom screen is zoomed in. You can change the layout though. However, it doesn't run Java... so no YouTube videos BAD ninty
I don't know which category this comes in so i am just going to add it here. There is also an SD Card slot for your pictures and music. The Stylus is better and thicker so better grip.
Overall score: 8.8/10
If I have made any mistakes at all includingthe features please let me know and be brutal, lol i don't know and oh guys can u answer 1 more thing in the comments? Tell me if I am NICE or really mean. I think i might have turned mean because i have been hangin out with this mean neighbor kid but now i don't because he is also lame at the same time. This is his diss: You are so fat that you can't fit inside your house so yeah u see the point???lol
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