sirvice said:
Necromunda said: Shut your mouth and get nothing besides the Logitech G25 racing wheel, you hear me??? DO YOU HEAR ME ?! |
ROFL,
and what about the... -SHUT UP- G25 it is!!!
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YOU SEE THAT WHEEL... I SAID DO YOU SEE... THAT FUCKING WHEEL?!
You will buy that wheel, you will make love to that wheel, EACH AND EVERY NIGHT, if you ever even GLANCE at another Wheel, I swear in the name of god that I will HUNT YOU DOWN, I will come to your house and force you to castrate yourself, DO YOU HEAR ME?! DO... YOU... UNDERSTAND THE WORDS... I AM SAYING?!
What about your Girlfriend? YOU NO LONGER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND... You are now legally married to this wheel, you even try to contact your girlfriend, if she even tries to contact you, she will cease to exist, you hear me? CEASE TO EXIST...
I hope you understand what you got yourself into, and by god, if you break these rules:
1.) You look at no other wheel, even the one in your car, if broken, you lose your right to be a man.
2.) Your Girlfriend is now your Ex-Girlfriend, she is dead to you, if broken, she will cease to exist.
3.) You are now married to this wheel, you may not get a divorce, you are now this wheels bitch, the only words you utter are "Yes G25 Ma'am." Thats right, you don't have the right to object to anything, if you do, YOU will CEASE to exist.
And by god, if you break all those rules, you shall forever rot in the very depth of HELL! UNDERSTAND ME?!
I'm just kidding lol don't ban me, did this all in good fun :P