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Galaki on 11 July 2009

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'Swimming pool got teen pregnant'
July 11, 2009 12:00am

A WOMAN is suing a hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant after using its swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old girl returned home to Poland from their Egyptian holiday expecting a baby. 

Kwiatkowska believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now demanding a payout.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."



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FootballFan on 11 July 2009

LOL.



Orca_Azure on 11 July 2009

:p how do you find these weird stories lol



akuma587 on 11 July 2009

Wat.



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alekth on 11 July 2009

Now denial is not just a river in Egypt but a swimming pool as well.



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Carl on 11 July 2009

I predict that the girl... yaknow, had sex?



                            

emilie autumn on 11 July 2009

that can't happen, i actually asked a teacher once what would happen if i masturbate on a pool and my semen goes to a women, and he told me to do some research, and so i found out that pools always have some sort of chemichal that is used for cleaning and it kills the sperm on the pools, besides sperm dies at hot temperatures.



 

Galaki on 11 July 2009
Orca_Azure said:
:p how do you find these weird stories lol

They find me.



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Galaki on 11 July 2009

Well, Jesus born from virgin Mary, right? Then anything is possible.



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trashleg on 11 July 2009

i read this story too... don't be quick to discredit it, apparently it CAN happen. apparently.

meh. small chance tho eh.



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