Fear not princess, I'm coming!

*runs five steps*

FFSSSSHHHHH!!!

Oh no! Random battle enounters!!! >_<

This will take longer than I thought!

Lmao!!!!

o_0

shall i sit back like the petite princess of stories ere told, or unleash my alter ego, Super Juan??

..where IS Hatmoza? i haven't seen him since he tried to forcefeed me that disgusting cheesecake. :/

yes, thats right.. get that useless uncaring man out of the way xD

i mean, NOOO not him! anyone but him!! *crocodile tears*

trashleg said: oh no, reading the above posts it is clear to me that my fate will eternally be the whole capture-rescue scenario. and who the hell told Rainbird he could have a princess?? it better not be me...

TruckOSaurus did! Sort of! I'll settle for the rest of hatmoza though. On a stick, and covered in Flowers!

On a different note, I'm selling weapons to anyone interested

hatmoza gets half price because his weapons will be encrusted with Flowers, trashleg gets weapons for free if she opts for saving Beoulve, and Beoulve pays double to compensate for the money I lose on the other two deals!

You better act fast, this is a once in a lifetime deal, with normal prices ranging from 100 pieces of green paper for a handgun and a million PGP for a bag of feces

And no, I don't stock nukes anymore, TruckOSaurus bought them all.

Rainbird said: trashleg said: oh no, reading the above posts it is clear to me that my fate will eternally be the whole capture-rescue scenario. and who the hell told Rainbird he could have a princess?? it better not be me... TruckOSaurus did! Sort of! I'll settle for the rest of hatmoza though. On a stick, and covered in Flowers! On a different note, I'm selling weapons to anyone interested hatmoza gets half price because his weapons will be encrusted with Flowers, trashleg gets weapons for free if she opts for saving Beoulve, and Beoulve pays double to compensate for the money I lose on the other two deals! You better act fast, this is a once in a lifetime deal, with normal prices ranging from 100 pieces of green paper for a handgun and a million PGP for a bag of feces And no, I don't stock nukes anymore, TruckOSaurus bought them all.

i'm not sure you'll have my weapon of choice in stock..

lol, no but seriously... gimme a couple of these and we'll be in business

and why do i have to opt to save HIM, am i not the damsel here?

trashleg said: Rainbird said: trashleg said: oh no, reading the above posts it is clear to me that my fate will eternally be the whole capture-rescue scenario. and who the hell told Rainbird he could have a princess?? it better not be me... TruckOSaurus did! Sort of! I'll settle for the rest of hatmoza though. On a stick, and covered in Flowers! On a different note, I'm selling weapons to anyone interested hatmoza gets half price because his weapons will be encrusted with Flowers, trashleg gets weapons for free if she opts for saving Beoulve, and Beoulve pays double to compensate for the money I lose on the other two deals! You better act fast, this is a once in a lifetime deal, with normal prices ranging from 100 pieces of green paper for a handgun and a million PGP for a bag of feces And no, I don't stock nukes anymore, TruckOSaurus bought them all. i'm not sure you'll have my weapon of choice in stock.. lol, no but seriously... gimme a couple of these and we'll be in business and why do i have to opt to save HIM, am i not the damsel here?

You have a broken picture

And you can still buy weapons, but they are free if you go and save him. And because this is not a cliché RPG, that would be a great plot twist

Avoid all the doors in the castle that say "Free Candy" in big bold letters.

why..?!?! what .. what the hell?!!  o_x

aaah yes, Rainbird, the good ol' "Hero in need of rescuing by the character he is in fact attempting to rescue then they barely survive, and after one thinking the other is dead they work together to destroy the source of evil and ride away into the sunset on the back of nuninhuh". yep, im 100% familiar with that one.

"oh crap."