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The story is total bullshit. And I say that as a Christian.



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

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ManusJustus said:
Why wanst Jonah digested? The stomach has some very powerful acids in it you know.

Living tissue doesn't digest the same... it'd by you some time.

A person has been eaten by Sperm Whales and survived... possibly... or they made it up.  However it is actually possible.

The real issues would be to avoid the whales teeth, to fit down the whales throat, avoid being crushed while inside and having air to breath.

 

I don't believe it happened.  However there is nothing against the laws of science that would rule it out. 

Just the laws of probability... you could in fact last at least 3 days inside of a sperm whale or a bigger whale if your lucky.

Those who think it's impossible clearly haven't done the science behind it.  Which is actually quite ironic.



Yes, I believe it happened.



as someone who studies science, and did a module on the digestive system (eww, right?) i dont think its physically possible. i also think the story's a metaphor.



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Kasz216 said:

Those who think it's impossible clearly haven't done the science behind it.  Which is actually quite ironic.

Why dont you tell us about your science experiment, Kasz?



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Kasz216 said:
ManusJustus said:
Why wanst Jonah digested? The stomach has some very powerful acids in it you know.

Living tissue doesn't digest the same... it'd by you some time.

A person has been eaten by Sperm Whales and survived... possibly... or they made it up.  However it is actually possible.

The real issues would be to avoid the whales teeth, to fit down the whales throat, avoid being crushed while inside and having air to breath.

 

I don't believe it happened.  However there is nothing against the laws of science that would rule it out. 

Just the laws of probability... you could in fact last at least 3 days inside of a sperm whale or a bigger whale if your lucky.

Those who think it's impossible clearly haven't done the science behind it.  Which is actually quite ironic.

It's not the science I have the problem with, it's the situation. Kinda like it falls at the first hurdle so you don't even have to do the science. The probablitlity of it happening is low, very low.

That said I don't think the story is meant to be taken literally.



akuma587 said:
The story is total bullshit. And I say that as a Christian.


What, you are Christian? I thought you were a liberal.



David Blane could do it.



Slimebeast said:
akuma587 said:
The story is total bullshit. And I say that as a Christian.


What, you are Christian? I thought you were a liberal.

So only conservatives are allowed to be Christian? when did this happen?



highwaystar101 said:
Slimebeast said:
akuma587 said:
The story is total bullshit. And I say that as a Christian.


What, you are Christian? I thought you were a liberal.

So only conservatives are allowed to be Christian? when did this happen?

Slimebeast only sees in two colors: blue and red.



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson